avetard morning 

The morning for an avetard begins whenever they wake up, regardless of the time. Usually this time is around 2-3pm because an avetard is a lazy sloth. Besides just being lazy as shit, the reason they wake up this late is because they were most likely out like a light from the previous night because they went too crazy on the dab rig. Whenever an avetard does end up opening his eyes, he lays in bed for another 30-45 mins just sitting there and going through his phone before they are physically able to move their body and get out of bed. There is also a very high probability that an avetard could fall asleep again in this time period because they're just absolute retards.

Ray Naker: Yo Henry, you go to class today ese?
Henry: Nah bruh, I had a very late avetard morning today because I woke up at like 2 pm today.

avetard morning by TurnM3Up August 13, 2020

avetard nic run 

The frequent runs to TNT Vapes and Smoke Shop by an avetard to get some nicotine. Since all the avetards are complete nic fiends, they need their daily dose of nicotine and must be strapped with nic at literally all times. Since avetards are mainly using disposables, if you look around the avetard living room, you will see a lot of old and empty vapes that some of the avetards will still try to hit in hopes that it will work.

Noah was craving nic at 3 am so he hopped in his car to make an avetard nic run and went to TNT Vapes and Smoke Shop to get a puffbar or two.

avetard nic run by TurnM3Up August 13, 2020

customer avoidance 

While working, preferably in a retail job, you try to avoid customers all together by detouring throughout the store so you dont walk pass anyone in case the ask you for something.

Customer satisfaction? fuck that, im doing Customer Avoidance!

customer avoidance by peee ceee teee vee January 9, 2008

Avdol 

Some black guy who can light shit on fire.

Gay French dude: avdol

Avdol by Owned lol May 27, 2019

avetard bathroom 

NEVER GO INTO THE BATHROOM ON THE FIRST FLOOR AT THE AVE! This is the bathroom where niggas who can't hang will go throw up and make a huge ass disgusting mess before passing out. Once the bathroom is covered in vomit, an elephant will go in the bathroom and throw neck. This will lead to person receiving neck, also vomiting. Basically, it's normal avetard shit but it's just taking place in the bathroom.

Bruh, they went into the avetard bathroom to fuck, but the bathroom is covered in vomit and smells disgusting.

avetard bathroom by TurnM3Up November 25, 2019

avetard denial 

When an avetard tries to deny something that is obviously true. This can apply to many topics, some of which include: weed addiction, chances with girls, or just being completely retarded. The mindset of an avetard basically tells them to deny any piece of information that they do not like or want to hear. By denying factual information, an avetard who is already behind the curve mentally, is putting themselves further behind curve. Anytime an avetard tries to deny something and gets real defensive in the process, you can take all your money to Vegas and bet on the information being true.

Ray Naker: Yo Norman "Nick", you keep smoking everyday bruh, you hella addicted bruh
Norman "Nick": Dude shut the fuck up, I can literally stop anytime, I do this because I have nothing else to do right now
Ray Naker: Ok avetard, I think you're in a state of avetard denial right now

avetard denial by TurnM3Up August 13, 2020

Avengers Endgame 

A MOVIE EVERYONE WILL SLAP YOU IF YOU SAY ANYTHING ABOUT THE MOVIE IN PUBLIC UNTIL SIX MONTHS AFTER IT COMES OUT

Did you hear about Marshall after he left Avengers Endgame and was talking about it with his friends? Everyone who passed by kicked, punched or tripped him. Hope that taught you a lesson about spoiling movies.

Avengers Endgame by POTATOES > CHEESE May 8, 2019