Atlas

Absolute Baddie

i'd give Atlas a blowjob if i could

by TheNikitaBlower July 24, 2025

Airbus A400M Atlas

When a Boeing C-17 and Lockheed C-130 had a baby.

The Airbus A400M Atlas is an interesting military aircraft.

by iPhone=Airbus, Samsung=Boeing August 7, 2025

Atlas Theory

When one pretends to be stupid for attention and/or to ragebait.

Person 1: Is October a year? Person 2: Atlas theory

by realPendog September 16, 2025

Atlas Stoning

A sex position where a larger partner picks up a shorter partner while the shorter partner is facing away and does them from behind while the shorter partner's feet are dangling in the air. The action looks very similar to when one is loading an atlas stone in a strongman event, hence the name. Bonus points if you use tacky to secure the smaller partner.

Derivative: Atlas Stoned
Future tense: Atlas Stone

"If thing go well, we're going to be doing more atlas stoning after the contest."
"Bro, I atlas stoned Selena last night and she's pissed off that her hips are still sticky from the spider tack."

"I'd atlas stone her into next month if she'd let me."

by TheKiltedOne October 8, 2025

Tangerine 🍊 (Atlas); The First Juvenile Release: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》.

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Person 343: Tangerine 🍊 (Atlas); The First Juvenile Release: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》.

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 11, 2025

Tang 《Atlas》

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Person 343: Tang 《Atlas》

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 11, 2025

The Atlas

When you hold a girl up against a wall by lifting her with your thumb in her vagina or anus while you use your palm under her butt for support and then eat her out.

I gave my girlfriend the atlas in the shower by using my powerful forearms and biceps to give her an orgasm only a Titan could provide in the high heavens of Ancient Greece.

by Dirty69 June 13, 2024