Asianitis

A highly infectious disease that is the direct result of being bit by someone of asian ethnicity. Similar to being bit by a werewolf, symptoms only show on full moons. Symptoms include: yellowing of skin, increased brain capacity, developing a strange accent, widening of eyelids, and an uncanny craving for rice, sushi, noodles, etc. HIGHLY INFECTIOUS maybe even deadly...Currently a major problem in China, Korea, Mongolia, Myanmar, Vietnam, Cambodia, Laos, The Philippines, and California. highly recommended to get vaccinated if you are exposed to ashuns.

I'm sorry to inform you, but you have contracted Asianitis.

by πππππ October 3, 2011

Asianing

To become an Asian for a short period time

Did you see that retarded guy? He went Asianing on his math homework.

by KyuTyler August 29, 2011

asian

Small genitalia and proud, yet smart as all hell. They can do anything but using their fucking eyeballs.

"How the fuck did that kid place first in the math competition?!"- white person
"Because he's Asian you school shooter."- hispanic dude

by The Altuist Egoist October 15, 2019

Asian

just terrible, bland, and boring. Particularly when applied to sex.

Girl: was it good for you baby?
Dude: whatever. it was asian

by Redos May 13, 2013

Asianate

1. Asian Kicking Someone

2. Asian Owning Non-Asian

Eric Asianated Matt's Ass

by Eric/Milan November 3, 2007

Asian

A human calculator who is always nagging you to stop coping of there test when your not

Person 1:dude this math is hard
Person 2:ask the Asian in the back of the class

by lol bitch you thought November 18, 2019

Asian

When you can’t see a thing

I’m so Asian I can’t see a thing

by D3fau1tdan December 4, 2018