Ascians

People who live in the torrid zone and therefore cast little or no shadow at noon.

I'm educating those poor Ascians. Look before you leap

by Digital94babe<3 October 25, 2009

ASCIIbomb

To disrupt/ruin a perfectly good conversation by dropping distracting ASCII art or non-standard ASCII characters into an online conversation.

ASCIIbomb !!!!
…………../´¯/)……….. (\¯`\
…………/….//……….. …\\….\
………../….//………… ….\\….\
…../´¯/…./´¯\………../¯ `\….\¯`\
.././…/…./…./.|_……_| .\….\….\…\.\..
(.(….(….(…./.)..)..(..(. \….)….)….).)
.\…………….\/…/….\. ..\/……………./
..\…………….. /……..\………………/
….\…………..(………. ..)……………./
……\………….\……… ../…………./

by MrTovson April 4, 2011

Ascended Mind

When your so high you have gone to another level, beyond clouds and even life itself. Your just above everyone looking down at life.

Guy 1: Have you notice that the sun follows us where ever we go?
Guy 2: Dude you have an ascended mind and you need to write a book on life and shit.
Guy 1: Woooooooooooooooooooord.

by NYGizzle In Ur Mizzle May 11, 2011

Ascamo

Something/someone is excellent/awesome/great/fabulous.
this is an adjective.

This band is ascamo.
This show was ascamo.
This show will be ascamo.

by Sheikh M Ali Asif November 4, 2011

ascendicate

Ascendicate comes from the band "The Ascendicate" The Ascendicate is a Christian metalcore band. To ascend is to rise(like Jesus) and icate is often used on ends of words to act as followers. Put them together, Ascendicate. It means the followers that rise.

All those people are Ascendicates!

by Fillyb September 13, 2011

ascension headache

the headache one experiences in specific relation to becoming an ascended being or awakened soul- perhaps not unlike those in stargate

"i'm feeling another ascension headache coming on... EXCELLENT! i'll be doing fly-overs in no time!!"

"i wonder how many ascension headaches baby jebus had before he could fly?!"

by mandalyn von seldeneck March 8, 2012

ascroft

A little shit who will invite you out then when you reply in the affirmative, he will then be a complete douchè and has a tiny pin dick which has been known to hold olives in martinis.

That john is such an ascroft. Let's not go to pound a pint with him

by atko92 April 30, 2014