THE artery

THE artery, noun, thē ˈär-tə-rē

internet meme denoting extremely abstruse writing as well as any absurd situation in general

In the TV action drama series '24' season 7 episode 6, 1-2 p.m. it is revealed that the character Tony Almeida survived his apparent death from two seasons ago because Henderson, the alleged killer, purposefully missed THE artery, while stabbing him gruesomely.

It is commonly assumed that there are 20 arteries in the human body and at least as many ways of explaining away a TV character's apparent death and bringing him back into a series; however the writers came up with the purposeful miss of THE (one and only) artery. Hence this became a new standard for lame and sloppy writing.

H8er, arrogant: "'24' never really jumped the shark, but totally missed THE artery with that backwoods cracker fuck sub plot in season 8."

Fanboi, erratic: "NO! They purposefully dragged on the redneck penetration of CTU operations and hillbilly investigation of CTU personnel during a national crisis with international repercussions."

by wurzel_gemüse April 7, 2010

femoral artery

A huge ass artery in your leg.

Peter cut his femoral artery... he's dead now.

by millionmax May 26, 2010

Megahertz Arteest

A cool person, typically with a mental disorder of sorts, kind of funny, pretty insane. Often found doing things you’d hope to see in an episode of Looney Tunes.

Person: Megahertz Arteest is up to something again!
Person 2: ah shit here we go again

by Megahertz Arteest August 16, 2021

Mitchell Arteaga

A kind, hardworking, caring, person. They love to make people happy and dont want anyone to have a bad day.

"Hey look its Mitchell Arteaga, I sure with i was their friend

by Mitchie_origina1 April 13, 2022

Artemis Fowl

The title character of a book series by Eion Colfer, this criminal mastermind teenager, remarkably like myself, with the exception of, he always does good in the end- I don't. Your money will be mine someday.

You wish I was Artemis Fowl, because then I might be merciful upon you.

by eviloverlord62 March 23, 2009

artesea

a sweet, loving, caring girl. she’d do anything for her friends and truly loves her family. she can be a little mean sometimes but you gotta know she loves you. she’s beautiful inside and out, and she’ll never betray a loved one. her anger can go from 100 to 0 not quick, but it’ll get there eventually!!!! gotta love Artesea

“What’s her name? She’s really pretty.”
“That’s Artesea. She’s a keeper.”

by DonutsAreHealthyRight914 July 1, 2018

Aremark

Aremark is a small countyside Located in Østfold, or Indre Østfold in Norway. We have lots of Beautiful Nature and landscapes. There is a nearby city called Halden, But they don't have such beautuful landscapes as Aremark. The inhabitants are known as Aremarkinger(Plural) or Aremarking(Singular), and we er the prime example of how every norwegian should be. We fistfight wild boars and have tamed wolfs as our pets. Aremarkinger are very resistant to cold and we often go in T-shirts, shorts and sandals in the winter.

(in the middle of the winter in Aremark)
A: "It's quite hot today isn't it ?"
B: "Yeah, I think i have to take of my shirts, I'm sweating to death here!"

A: How many fish did you catch today with you bare hands today?
B: I caught a Pike weighting almost 50 Kg, He did put up a real fight, but he was no match to my bare hands.

by MarioMangano September 5, 2011