Ape Bacon

The taste of human flesh by cannibalistic sailors 200 years ago was described as "Long Pork". Today's "bath salts" cannibals describe the hunger for "Ape Bacon". You heard it here first.

Let's smoke up and go down to the hobo camp by the tracks and rustle up some Ape Bacon.

by bostonjerk July 3, 2012

Ape Client

Insane client well known for making Madthe Industries cope

Person 1: How tf did you beat me
Person 2: Get Ape Client today :sunglasses:

by iiCherry April 21, 2022

ape tiddy

An adjective describing a situation, scenario or individual in which the subject has gone terribly out of control or reached a level of bizarre circumstance

Things got real ape tiddy in the street once the police arrived

by Z53 September 21, 2022

Ape Wire

To lose control. To lose ones temper.

When Steve saw the damage to his car, he went all ape wire.

by Mike November 10, 2003

Ape Claw

The act of assembling 1000 gorillas with sausage-like fingers, and having them all stick their claws in someones colon at the same time. Painful thrashing from the gorillas is inevitable.

Guy 1 - "Dude I'm sorry, I used your girlfriend as my bank girl"

Guy 2 - "I summon a thousand silver-backs, to bring my revenge, and ape claw this heretic"

by Gotta Ketchum All January 28, 2008

ape-shit

to get so angry that you lose control and start waving your arms around whilst screaming abuse, a violent attack on someone or something

i got that pissed off so bad I was gonna go ape-shit,that clown deserved it when a smashed him when I went ape-shit

by MasterSofTrancE February 12, 2006

Ape mode

When a mother effing homie goes ape shit

Riley was going ape mode on the play ground

by Little lil buscuit May 25, 2018