Simon Lo is a teacher from LSC. He weighs 3000kg and he can't run 100m to catch the 42 bus after school. He is known as the pig that shouts. He makes videos about himself sitting on a chair and call it science lessons. He makes stupid jokes like 🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴👐C that is murdering you in chinese.
Student A: Simon Lo is coming!!
Simon Lo: *slams books on table because he too fat can't carry
Student B: WOW!
Simon Lo: If you don't bring homework i will🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴👐C you!!!
Simon Lo: *slams books on table because he too fat can't carry
Student B: WOW!
Simon Lo: If you don't bring homework i will🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴👐C you!!!
by JohnMakFan November 12, 2020
A type of non-lyrical* music that contains origins and influences from Boom-Bap/ New York Underground instrumentals, 1960's and 1070's jazz samples, and electronic music. It's name, Lo-Fi comes from the term "low-Fidelity" which in this case if reference to the sounds of vinyl crackle and sample distortion which is used in a number of ways, namely the provocation of nostalgia, and to distance the sample or melody from any other song with a similar sound. Lo-Fi is primarily composed of a beat (similar to that of a hip-hop beat but with less bass) and looped samples (commonly used samples include piano melodies and clips of Wes Montgomery) most songs are relaxing and evoke positive emotions, often time nostalgia.
*there are occasionally samples of people's voices, usually from early television or radio recordings.
*there are occasionally samples of people's voices, usually from early television or radio recordings.
Person A: Dude I'm getting tired of all this high energy electronic music, I just want something jazzy to relax with
Person B: Have you tried listening to Lo-Fi, There's some really nice stuff out there. Start with the Tired Boy album by Joey Pecoraro.
Person B: Have you tried listening to Lo-Fi, There's some really nice stuff out there. Start with the Tired Boy album by Joey Pecoraro.
by Balka November 14, 2018
Los Cangrejos is the street name of an unknown Mexican hooker who charges 700 dollars per session and gives unlucky non-Spanish speaking clients "The Crabs"
by ipaid700dollarsforthecrabs September 12, 2018
A fictional setting in the Grand Theft Auto titles San Andreas and GTA V, based on real world Los Angeles.
by bakuboy October 04, 2013
Wan Lo is a music teacher at La Salle College in Hong Kong. He has very little hair. He teaches junior form music. The music instrument wanlodica is named after him. He sucks.
by Hong Kong independence November 09, 2018
A better way to say LGBT, the tiktok creator @dez.thelez has Latino parents that are queens of coming up with new words. Words no one else is brave enough to use.
by jfnancjakcjajcjsjxcjjsjsjs August 20, 2021
by Where is John? September 05, 2003