Alligator

A green scaly reptile with sharp teeth and spikes similar to a crocodile native to North America and China, that lives in swamps and brackish streams from Florida in the South to North Carolina in the North and, more recently, Southeastern Virginia in the Great Dismal Swamp near Virginia Beach. The alligator is also my favorite animal. I have a plush green alligator named Leah and several Lego alligator mini-figures. Alligators are a common theme among Mardi Gras souvenirs and somewhat synonymous with the state of Florida, although they are a common staple and mentioned often in Louisiana culture too. A man known as Tommy Woodward stood on the edge of a pond outside a restaurant in Texas and swore at alligators; thereafter jumping in the water before disappearing. Smart people avoid swimming in water where alligators live, though alligators very rarely attack people unprovoked. Still, it's always best to be safe.

Charlie: Hey, Bill, that pond looks sweet and it's so hot; I think I'll go for a swim!
Bill: No man, don't do that, there's an alligator in that pond!
Charlie: Oh thanks man, I thought it was a floating log.

by Alligator King June 12, 2021

alligator cock

Alligator with a giant penis

I love alligator cock

by Cock_sniffer November 24, 2021

alligator leglock

when your girl tries to lock her legs to stop you from pulling out

"i tried to pull out but she put me in an alligator leglock!"

by cloudedfocus May 14, 2023

alligator grip

When someone has the suction similar to the mouth of an alligator when giving head, this is called alligator grip. Similar to gorilla grip

1: How was that head last night?
2: Amazing!!! She sucked so hard she had that alligator grip!!!

by user_50067993 June 16, 2023

caitlin alligator

smol pan bean who needs a growth spurt ....luvs Klaudia and dodie.

wow I ship Caitlin alligator and klaudia so muchhhh

by wy4yyyyyyyyyyyyyy December 7, 2018

Insta-alligator

A person who instigates a situation and then proceeds to completely over react to said situation.

Brian: that hat looks stupid on you
Jason: I don’t care what you think
Brian: you don’t care what I think? I thought we were friends! Mother fucker I’m going to blow your house up!
Jason: you are being an insta-alligator

by JRollz5722 March 6, 2019

Florida alligator ride

a woman that rides a mans dick but she goes to high and brakes the mans shaft

Hank: I dumped my girl friend because she did the Florida alligator ride.
Billy: DAMN.. That's why we got a divorce
Hank: Let's go to the bar and get wasted
Billy: Then lets engage in homosexual sex in the anal gland

by bidickbobby November 6, 2019