Alabamastan

slang for Alabama, comparing it to a remote, impoverished third world country that lacks Culture.

The rotting roadkill on the side of the highway, junk cars sitting atop cynder blocks, and the half naked children running around trailers were sure signs we had reached Alabamastan.

by poontang October 6, 2006

Alabama Dry Rub

The act of having anal sex with a girl or guy who has never had anal sex before without using lube. Doing this will be very horrible to the person being penetrated since it will be extremely tight and involve a lot of friction.

James: "Hey man, have you had sex with sally yet?"
David: "Well, she kept saying no so I just waited until she went to sleep and gave her an Alabama Dry Rub."

by Intereo March 23, 2011

alabama thunder cunt

When a fat lady from alabama smacks her twat on the ground making thundering noises

Wow thats one hell of an alabama thunder cunt

by trenchcoat July 25, 2016

Alabama Whack-a-Mole

The act of prolapsing your sexual partners asshole, then whacking it with a penis or fist until it retracts itself back into the body. Repeat for maximum entertainment.

One time the Hub made Disney Princesses asshole fall out and proceeded to play a 5 hours game of alabama whack-a-mole with it. Indian Style, no lube.

by chron-or May 30, 2009

Alabama Kush

Also known as presidential kush.

One of the best mostly indica weed from the kush family.

<unverified>Breeded from skunk kush genoform.</unverified>

Dreemy body-stone thinking high.
Presidential shit

"That's Alabama Kush. That's only the finest." - George W. Bush

by twekle May 12, 2009

alabama

A truly lovely state, by certain standards, where the unofficial motto is...
"Alabama: At Least We're Not Mississippi!"

It's true: Alabama is not Mississippi.

by creaternity May 2, 2006

Alabama Hammer Slammer

When 2 guys swing their dicks at the same time to strike a girls temples and knock her out.

Sally: I hope i don't get slammed again.
Mike: 1... 2... 3... GO!
Sally: Damn you guys! (falls to floor face down)
Mike: Let the games begin.
Dan: Thank god for the Alabama Hammer Slammer or we'd never get laid!

by KuntaTobias October 9, 2012