by skatefreak May 14, 2012
Get the scooter fagmug. A solid-hoofed four legged creature, at times domesticated and trained to run fast, aka the horse.
Runs on hay fuel.
Runs on hay fuel.
"Look at the bobby trying to catch the thiefs on his meat scooter"
"Those jockeys are racing along on their meat scooters!"
"Those jockeys are racing along on their meat scooters!"
by Thelissie January 21, 2008
Get the meat scootermug. A sexual scenario in which a an individual will take hold of his partners clitoris and twist it violently in a typical ignition movement, the woman will then respond with a hearty moan similar to a scooter engine starting, the same action can be performed in reverse with the action been done on the mans genitals.
Dude, gave my girl an Austrian Scooter last night.
off the hook man, she enjoy it?
Yeah man, she purred like a 250.
off the hook man, she enjoy it?
Yeah man, she purred like a 250.
by horny dickcunt January 9, 2011
Get the Austrian Scootermug. An agressively idiotic imbecile who can't accomplish anything in their life and might as well have a scooter for a head.
A Sub-tard
A Sub-tard
by Mordecca September 24, 2018
Get the Scooter Headmug. New age scooter brotherhood that pride themselves with their respect for nature, and their lack of fear. These MEN/woMEN take self propelled scootering to its highest form and scoot as intended by the gods. Scooter mobs enjoy a cutthroat lifestyle and can be seen scooter mobbing for fun. Remember to get into a mob, you must be seen scootering. Althought its not recommended to scoot alone, that type of bravery is what they look for. Scootering is not necessarily scooter mobbing.
Haywood: "hey you think I could get into the local scooter mob"
Jablome: "well, you cant you just get in haywood, you need to be seen scooting, they'll find you"
Haywood: "But what if they attack me instead"
Jablome: "Im sorry to say this, but then it wasnt meant to be..noob"
Jablome: "well, you cant you just get in haywood, you need to be seen scooting, they'll find you"
Haywood: "But what if they attack me instead"
Jablome: "Im sorry to say this, but then it wasnt meant to be..noob"
by teh scootster January 22, 2010
Get the scooter mobmug. by observerplus June 2, 2019
Get the pester of scootersmug. The act of being a grown, arrogant, jackass of a man and never being nominated as father of the year.
Did you see that parent make his kid play baseball with a broken hand? He was being a real Scooter Flynny!
Kapooyah, did you see that Scooter Flynny pick on a kid with glasse at breakfast!?
Eric, Rich, and Kyle are sure ashamed to be friends with that fucking Scooter Flynny!
Kapooyah, did you see that Scooter Flynny pick on a kid with glasse at breakfast!?
Eric, Rich, and Kyle are sure ashamed to be friends with that fucking Scooter Flynny!
by Kapooyah! April 25, 2013
Get the Scooter Flynnymug.