99 bananas

cheap alcohol usually found in tiny 50ml $1.99 bottles at gas stations and grocery stores. Has 49.5% alcohol.

Me and the boys used to steal some 99 bananas the gas station.

by mendaboys March 29, 2020

99 STR

99 STR is and adjective used to describe someone really strong or someone with 99 strength in runescape.

OMFG that guy must have 99 STR or something!!!

by Mobro7 April 29, 2011

99 percenter

When you pee and can't get that last 1% out due to:
A) morning erection
B) being in an area where it would be too embarrassing to fart (the fart needed to release that 1%).
C) combination of both.
Often resulting in an embarrassing urine stain on shorts, pee of our, discomfort due to wet genitalia or a combination of above.

Usually causes more net embarrassment than the necessary fart would have caused.

'The bathroom at the shop is next to the hot secretary's desk. Didn't want her to hear me fart so had to pull a 99 percenter. That's why I have that piss spot on my pants...FML!"

by Cath8r/Rob bert March 9, 2015

Brooklyn 99

A Brooklyn 99 (pronounced Ninety-Nine) is the practice of inserting a Cadbury’s flake chocolate bar into your japs eye and then eating it whilst it’s still in embedded in your penis.

“I heard Graeme put his back out when he tried a Brooklyn 99.”

by Darth Insidious July 11, 2021

99 minutes

to be a troll without having to speak a word.

S@#$ man, 99 minutes is in the channel.
How do you know?
He is in game following me talking about what you were saying!!!

by ciccarello April 6, 2010

99% Joke

A surprisingly common scenario in which you present your friend with a proposal that if turned down remains a joke but if in the 1% chance it is accepted, is no longer a joke and you are serious about it.

Chadbrochill-Yo bro, go ahead and leave and get me some mcdonalds
FamGuyFan-straight dude
Chadbrochill-good thing that was a 99% joke, because i really want some mcdonalds.

by ChadBroChill21 February 21, 2009

99% will fail.

What a stupid idiot says on Facebook posts to get attention.

What is 1 + 1? 99% will fail.

by Mici Macko October 6, 2018