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50 cent

A terrible mainstream rapper. Uses the same lyrics in every song, especially a combo of berretta/ chetta and good/hood.
Furthers mainstream rap on its shitty path with his most recent song "Candy Shop", which is nothing short of atrocious.
"I'll take ya to the candy shop, I'll let ya lick the lolly pop..."

Wow, Mainstream rap has hit an all-time low.
by Justin May 13, 2005
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50 shades of Grey

A book written by some author who clearly hasn't gotten any in a while. In the book, a naïve little bitch named Anastasia Steele, likes to have sex with Christian Grey, who likes to have lots of kinky, hot, dirty sex, and even though she doesn't really like it all that much, she decides to stay with him for a while. They have sex in the tub and in the bedroom and pretty much everywhere, the book is basically about two people having nasty, naughty sex. The sex scenes are boring however, because Ana talks like a little innocent Mary Sue virgin, who acts reluctant instead of moaning like a good girl and an obedient little whore. I don't know, one of my friends showed me some scenes in the book, and they were pretty boring.
Here's a typical sex scene from 50 shades of Grey:

Ana (thinking): He's so hot! I must have him, I wonder what he'll do

Chris: Okay bitch, come here.

Ana: Okay
Chris (whips ana with something).
Ana thinks: This is just the beginning, it'll be over, I should enjoy this but I don't
Chris: Yeah....Now suck my cock
Ana: Okay (thinks) is this the good part, I'm hoping I do a good job, I wouldn't want him to leave me. Yes, I think it's good, he seems pleased, his dick is still hard, so in health class, that means he's excited. I wonder what will happen next
Chris: Good girl, good girl
Ana: (thinks) Yes... once more.

The book would have been more exciting if it had went like this.

Ana (spread eagle): Alright Chris, do whatever you like. (Shakes ass)
Chris: (Takes belt and hits ana with it) How you like that, bitch.
Ana: Yeah, do it again! I love that, hit that ass, hit that pussy!
Chris: Suck my cock bitch!
Ana: Gladly, mmm, yummy cock.

Chris: Moans, good girl, suck harder
Ana: Yeahhhhh.

The book would have been more entertaining to read if the scenes had been written like this. I apologize if I made you get hard.
by Trajayjay June 25, 2013
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50 facts about men

are us men supposed to be insulted by this list?
by White Sox Rule June 5, 2004
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50 Korean Kids with a Handful of Rocks

(50 Korean Kids with a Handful of Rocks) Phrase. 1) The subtle way of pointing out a woman’s cellulite. 2) The logical reaction to seeing a 300 pound woman in a pair of stretch pants with cellulite so bad that it looks like 50 Korean kids with a handful of rocks pelted her legs and ass ruthlessly. (See also: Hail Damage, Cheese, The Cheese, Nasty Cheese, Grated Cheese, Lump and Your Moms nasty ass legs)
1) Dude, that lady looks like she was attacked by 50 Korean Kids with a Handful of Rocks.
2) Oh shit, she must have been attacked by 50 Korean Kids with a Handful of Rocks.
by SirIsaacHillary September 24, 2005
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50-50 chance

A action or choise where you can either get it right or wrong with the same probibility. You say this to yourself to hide the fact that you really have a 90% chance of getting it wrong.
see:
gambleing
luck
cheated
Hey jimmy you have a 50-50 chance of getting this question right and if you do you get the money.
by Dick Banger May 22, 2008
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50:50 Shot

A ska/punk band based in Atlanta GA. 50:50 Shot tours in the Southeast and plays many shows regularly. With catchy horns and rockin' guitar parts, they are the best Ska act in Atlanta Georgia.
Are you going to the 50:50 Shot show tonight?
by Austin Benedict November 12, 2007
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50 cent

A rapper who has been taught the following by the music producers, advertisers, and directors.

1. You are from a tough neighborhood. So you must be tough, act hard, and get jewelry to fit your role.

2. You are a gangster. You have been shot.

3. You dont give a f**k.

4.Lets make some money off these suckers out there.
Artificial turf in a football stadium is "50 Cent" grass.
by steve h August 23, 2005
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