December 3rd

December 3rd is a national holiday.

Noah: what national holiday is on December 3rd?
Me: Courtney’s birthday!! Duh!

by Pinkmango 1237 December 1, 2022

December 3rd

Kiss your Boyfriend day!

Bf: Hey babe its December 3rd you know what that means right?
Gf: No...
Bf: its national kiss your boyfriend day today. ;)
Gf: (kisses)
Bf: <3

by cringeoid December 1, 2021

December 3rd

National apple juice day

DAVE: oh hell that is such a coincidence i just found an unopened container of apple juice in my closet it is like fucking december 3rd up in here

by frustracean December 7, 2021

3rd december

its my birthday adjsksdk - vix

"whens your birthday?" "oh, my birthday is on the 3rd december"

by vixlovesmitski August 13, 2022

December 3rd

The day Juan “manny” Flores was born, he’s got the biggest cock on planet earth and he will go down as a legend -Larry bittleman of the year 2036

December 3rd is the day we worship the almighty juan flores

by Won’t let me use my real name November 23, 2021

December 3rd

National be very nice to your crush day

*helps crush*

Crush: thanks but why did you help me?

You: it’s December 3rd!

by Henry beZzos December 1, 2021

3rd of December

Steal someone's sweater day

"It's 3rd of December"
*your friend walking*
*you steal the sweater they're holding and run away*
Friend:hey that's mine

by Kewlawdabest December 2, 2023