Palm M&M's

The horrifying, mutant breed of M&M's that have been transformed succeeding any time spent being held in a human hand.

Rick: Hey Jane, would you care for any M'M's? (Holding out an enclosed fist)

Jane: Why sure! That is so kind of you.

(As Rick starts to open his hand)

Jane: Wait a doggone second, do you expect me to eat those palm M&M's. Your half melted, color faded, shell cracked M&M's? Those slightly warmer than room temperature candies thanks to their recent close encounter with a human body? Shall I directly take them from you as they wantonly cling to your palm? Yeah, check yourself Rick.

by pringleballs January 12, 2012

brown m&m

oh no there is the brown M&M keep it away from Wilbur

me: leaves brown m&m on my table -

Wilbur soot: intense breathing noises-

by simplolsmh February 13, 2021

M&M Party

M&M Party refers to the Republican Party and the two groups that support it. Millionaires and Morons! The Republicans only care about the richest 10% of the population and act accordingly. If you are not super rich and vote Republican you are in the moron faction of the M & M Party!

The big corporate execs are Millionaires and vote for the M&M party for the tax benefits, while Joe the Plumber represents the moron faction of the M&M party!

by Charles_U_Farley August 04, 2009

Brown m&m

A type of chocolate. Typically one that Wilbur Soot wants to “fuck”, and think is “sexy”.

“I wanna fuck the brown m&m!” - Wilbur spot during a stream

by Quackitynotfoundwastaken April 14, 2021

red m&m

a daddylicious red son a fucker. he can fuck right were you need to be fucked. his hard throbbing cock will be so warm in your mouth

that's a red m&m right there

by dxddy_louis January 28, 2022

the brown m&m

A very lucky m&m. Joke used by the famous Wilbur soot.

Wilbur: I wanna f*ck the brown m&m.

by felixify February 08, 2021

M & M party

millionaires and morons, a term for the Republican party, since the Republicans only care about the uberwealthly anybody who is not a millionaire would have to be a moron to vote Republican

I saw an old rusted out t-cow with a Bush-Cheney bumpersticker it must have been somebody from the moron faction of the M & M party.

by Michael_Hunt May 31, 2008