A man who goes to the local YMCA to play with the little kiddos. He normally plays with them for about ten minutes till he can resist and has long touch touch time with them. After the touch touch time he gives them cheesey poofs.
“Did you see tanner in the bathroom with that kid”
“Yeah, they were probably having touch touch time”
“Yeah, they were probably having touch touch time”
by Fuenghy July 28, 2019
Get the Tannermug. A big fucking faggot that has gay sex in the school bathrooms. He sucks dick for $5 and will gladly eat any guy's ass that comes along.
by Cowbelly110 July 10, 2017
Get the Tannermug. Huge fuckboy. Wears Sperry's. Goes golfing after church on Sundays. Refuses to wear any clothes that aren't from GAP. In 12th grade, and still wears snapbacks and HUF socks.
Cameron: Tanner asked me to prom, should I go with him?
Emily: No, everyone knows Tanner is a huge fuckboy. I mean, he still wears boat shoes in 2016.
Cameron: you right!
Emily: No, everyone knows Tanner is a huge fuckboy. I mean, he still wears boat shoes in 2016.
Cameron: you right!
by lmaoemily October 28, 2016
Get the Tannermug. by TMac TMac December 28, 2011
Get the Tannermug. by Digitalcommunist April 30, 2009
Get the Tannermug. (Hall) A dumb, dick of a man who loves being the centre of attention. He lies, cheats, and is arrogant beyond belief. He finds the slightest reason to tell you that you are wrng and he will exploit it to his own benefit, making you seem like the worst person in the world.
(Hall2) A sniveling bastard that cant seem to think that holding his girl's hand is even appropriate, though they've been dating over a period of 3 months.
(Hall3) Pretends to be your friend. Then, as soon as you leave, talks with the stupid preps who have nothing better to do than just sit around and spread untrue rumours.
(Hall4) A generally unlikeably whore.
(Hall5) Young male that cant reach your hip who is consistantly mistaken for a gay male. Homophobic. And racist, not to mention sexist, and will condemn anyone to hell who is against his own beliefs.
(Hall2) A sniveling bastard that cant seem to think that holding his girl's hand is even appropriate, though they've been dating over a period of 3 months.
(Hall3) Pretends to be your friend. Then, as soon as you leave, talks with the stupid preps who have nothing better to do than just sit around and spread untrue rumours.
(Hall4) A generally unlikeably whore.
(Hall5) Young male that cant reach your hip who is consistantly mistaken for a gay male. Homophobic. And racist, not to mention sexist, and will condemn anyone to hell who is against his own beliefs.
1.) See him? Yeah. That's the kid. *Kid gets beat up a second later*
2.) He won't even hold her hand! That's just... so immature.
3.) Friend 1: Have you been saying I'm a bitch?
Friend 2: No...?
Friend 1: Cause I heard Tanner...
Friend 2: Dude, don't listent to that fag, he can't tell a gold coin from a sack of shit.
4.) He's such a little whore!!
5.) Girl: Dont' listen to him. He doesn't even believe in God himself.
Gay guy: Ok...
2.) He won't even hold her hand! That's just... so immature.
3.) Friend 1: Have you been saying I'm a bitch?
Friend 2: No...?
Friend 1: Cause I heard Tanner...
Friend 2: Dude, don't listent to that fag, he can't tell a gold coin from a sack of shit.
4.) He's such a little whore!!
5.) Girl: Dont' listen to him. He doesn't even believe in God himself.
Gay guy: Ok...
by GettingALife-Personified:) January 15, 2011
Get the Tannermug.