When your relaxing on the couch and let out an SBD, but it doesn't disseminate. Instead, it forms an invisible solid rancid vapor shaft that lingers in one spot, rarely moving thus forcing you and any bypassers to waft in the skanky, dank, wet odiferous fumes of the fart genie.
To the exotic sounds of eastern music, my ass queefed and released a shaft from ceiling to ground; an invisible fart genie that belly danced its way around the room, stopping in the hallway and choking to death any bypassers.
by Roc.g.forgione@gmail.com July 3, 2016
Get the Fart Geniemug. A type of sex move involving a ball gag and a buttplug (preferably those believed to contain genies). When worn the genies will have no way of escaping the body and will, in effect, kiss inside the person. Because of a lack of real genies, the move is mainly symbolic and does not contain any magical elements. Wishes are sadly not included unless your wish is to preform the genie kiss, in which case consider the wish already granted.
by SpecterSmooch February 14, 2020
Get the Genie Kissmug. Where the genie only buys Amazon/Walmart/etc wishlist stuff for their Master/Mistress/Mastress (M) and may not wish for anything, unless their M first asks them "What would you wish for?" Any such wish from the genie may be refused or negotiated or overridden by something selfless from the M, no hard feelings allowed.
Like in Disney's Aladdin, genies have the right to refuse certain types of wishes on personal grounds. Unlike with sugar mommas/daddies, any offers or requests for currency are verboten.
Like in Disney's Aladdin, genies have the right to refuse certain types of wishes on personal grounds. Unlike with sugar mommas/daddies, any offers or requests for currency are verboten.
Linda just found a Sugar Genie to grant her Amazon wishes. Guess she can cancel Christmas with her family.
by TBZ1 October 12, 2021
Get the Sugar Geniemug. A Camera Genie, is a female who takes pictures and selfies at those "magic" angles and applies certain effects or really shitty photoshop to presto change-o into a hot chick, but is really a duck billed platypus looking ho upon encountering in person.
Luke: "Yo so I met that chick that hit us all up on facebook finally, she actually showed up."
Chad: "Word?! She looked fine as hell."
Luke: "Yeah man, total camera genie. it was horrible."
Chad: "Damn, I had a feeling... those pics were all smoke and mirrors."
Chad: "Word?! She looked fine as hell."
Luke: "Yeah man, total camera genie. it was horrible."
Chad: "Damn, I had a feeling... those pics were all smoke and mirrors."
by I Am Big White November 10, 2013
Get the Camera Geniemug. by ben tullett November 3, 2006
Get the cock geniemug. by Elise&Lauren September 26, 2008
Get the genie in a bottlemug. Libby threw a tantrum breaking things when attention wasn't paid to him encouraging correction by an Angry Genie.
by MaCaulkin August 22, 2017
Get the Angry Geniemug.