ass

1) Has the ability to make wind and break wind.
2) A convenient place for storing prized possesions if you are that fat.
3) A extremely stupid person.
4) A person that has the IQ of a potato.
5) A dangerous place when adventured into.
6) A noun usually found in jokes regarding planets.
7) The place of no return!

Ass:
1) Fire in the hole!
2) Up yours. . .no really.
3) George Bush
4) George Bush
5) Example of said places: Rosie, Larry the Cable Guy, etc.
6) . . . and it was blockin out the sun and everything!
7) No explanation nessecary

by Slatte October 29, 2006

ass

(noun, singular, slang) 1.The Human Buttocks, the anal opening.

That fucking nigger told me to kiss his ass.

by Buttfuckme June 3, 2017

ass

Having the condition of being undesirable.

Dude, Genovese drug store is so ass.

by mattymania December 16, 2002

ass

something a woman has :OMG:

nice ass
bro im a guy
so? ;)

by thethethe9876 January 4, 2022

Assness

The quality of being an ass. How much of an ass you are.

Barney's sweet nature makes up for some if his assness.

by majorlanguage August 12, 2017

Assed

(used to give emphasis) bad-assed, high-assed, tight-assed.

- I think it's time to put on a diet! Take a look! This T-shirt is freakin' tight-assed !!!

- Jogging everyday, and also eating a apple a day keeps the doctor away!

by William Warney December 14, 2010

assed

wen one rubs his or her ass on someone else

David assed Derek well

by David Schrbopples May 13, 2005