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man canyon

man canyon (n.) wider-than-average man spread. Especially when the man appears to be displaying his goods in hopes of receiving oral sex.
When I see a hot guy eating lunch on a bench, his man canyon inviting me, I wanna dive in head first and have mine.
by Woordsmith December 14, 2019
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man canyon

man canyon (n.) wider-than-average man spread. Especially when the man appears to be displaying his goods in hopes of receiving oral sex.
When I see a hot guy eating lunch on a bench, his man canyon inviting me, I wanna dive in head first and have mine.
by Woordsmith December 14, 2019
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Man-must

Not to be confused with man-musk, the sent of sexy ballers in a forest, no no no. Man-must is the deformed doppelganger of man-musk, think a room of teenage boys unwashed and sweatn' up something offensive.
The gimp storage unit in the Pleasure Dome reeks of man-must. Go clean it you BANANA HAMMOCK!
by Banana Hammie December 16, 2019
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Spider-Man

A teenager who hit puberty too hard and now he can run fast and pick up semi trucks. Lucky guy, huh? The reason he wears the mask is to hide his face by the way.
Peter, is an idiot. just like spider-man
by I'mAnIdiot December 17, 2019
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Man Chasm

that dude's man chasm was deeper than the grand canyon
by The Man Wilhelm All Sacks. December 17, 2019
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Ginger bread man

When you ejaculate on a woman’s face and proceed to rub your ball sac across her forehead through the semen (to apply the frosting) creating a ginger bread man.
When I nutted on that hoe’s forehead and rubbed my nut sac straight up n’ down her face I yelled, “Merry Christmas, bitch!” And that’s how you make a ginger bread man.
by Dross5160 December 19, 2019
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Poor man's hot tub

Damn it feels great to hit up the poor man's hot tub "shower" and relax after a day on the mountain.
by SkiLifeSpecial December 23, 2019
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