Dirty Nance

Its when a group of little people (at least 4) dressed as monkeys are sent to kidnap a person, tie him or her up, draw penises all over him or her, piss on him or her, and crap in his or her mouth before walking away. Its named after a monkey in the famous show "Lancelot Link Secret Chimp".

While vacationing in California, my friend was the target of a Dirty Nance causing him to walk home from the beach smelling of urine and feces.

by Friday Happy Hour - Poll This May 27, 2020

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Dirty kieren

When a builder has a boner and nowhere to hang his tool so instead milks it dry and makes a cup of tea with the ectoplasm

I fancy a cup of dirty kieren

by Holdenmahairline July 2, 2021

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dirty skeet

Dirty Skeet refers to a young mischievous and unhygienic individual.
It derives from the word Skitter, which older men or women would call a young mischievous boy or girl.

Over time Skeet replaced Skitter and Dirty Skeet came about from children coming back home unclean from playing outside.

Where's Martin?
Oh he's upstairs washing his hands, they were filthy.

He's a wee Dirty Skeet.

by Pedro Niños April 5, 2016

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