zombie status

the mental state of being SO messed up that you sit there and stare off, and at the same time your very sleep deprived. Usually happens when your blazed and drunk and you sit on the computer and drift off into space.

You need sleep bro, yer likeee...zombie status.

by DGAFn December 29, 2010

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zofie

Someone who goes to a liberal arts college. They will also always join your D and D game as your partys bitch (healer). They will always be giving you "The Look" but then they will find you while you sleep and cuck you, by any means necessary. They also give off the feel that they wear dark purple underwhere, very mystieroes and sexy but also very hard to get, so to anyone lucky enough to see will never say to never lose the privilege to maybe see it again. But at the end of the day they will always be the best choice for a friend. Oh and will always be the bitch to all God like Daniels.

Hmmm I always want to know more about Zofie but I cant get anywhere with here. Hm maybe I can talk to Daniel to get her to open up to me......

by The Pussy Annihilator October 4, 2017

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Zombie Apocalypse

the pervading theme throughout history of ideas, beliefs, practices and policies that refuse to die and are buoyed by their own sense of self-importance, appeal to religion or "tradition" and a desire to return things to "the good old days"

Zombie Apocalypse is happening all around us every day as evidenced by white haired old dinosaurs trying to enforce "decency" laws, restrict "inappropriate" behavior, and carry on the fear of the "7-dirty-words" that can't be said in a public broadcast yet are common speak among adults; old dinosaurs (politicians and mothers) trying to control popular speech and video under the guise of "protecting the children"

by jdirt2019 January 23, 2012

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