Oh fucking why

When you are either pissed off, hopeless, in trouble, or suffering, or maybe all at once. Literally means "why is this happening?", but in a less nice way.

Guy1: homeless
Guy2: takes the guy's stuff and hits him with a bat
Guy 1(crying and pissed): Oh fucking why?!

by PsychoticBlackHole May 31, 2022

why do you praise Putin

What you say to a toxic person online when they act like they praise Putin, the cause of the chaos in Ukraine.

Person 1: You're the type of person who would shit from their mouth and pee from their asshole
Person 2: why do you praise Putin + ratio + didn't ask

by Mr. Brony June 3, 2022

why do you praise Putin

What you say to someone when they are acting like a total dunce online, so you say this just to get the best out of them.

Person 1: You're the type of person who would wear 2 circles on their chest in ROBLOX and say that this game is 13+
Person 2: why do you praise Putin + ratio + cope

by Mr. Brony June 3, 2022

Why cant kai give rain praise?

she can't...cuz she dum dum

rain: 😎praise me
kai: i cant

rain: why cant kai give rain praise? >:(
kai: cuz am dum dum <3

by Kaizer(shh dont look rain) March 7, 2022

Why cant kai give rain praise?

she cant- i see your doing this to get praised. but- i love you alot,im just rlly stupid to know how to praise a lover..HSJDHUVJDCSX mwa :}

"Why cant kai give rain praise?"
rain: Why cant kai give me priase?

random person: bc kai dum dum and she dont know how to rain- no matter how many tiems u explain >:|
the end

by Kaizer(shh dont look rain) March 7, 2022

Why didn't you go with him?

When you don't realize a person is dead and you suffer a severe case of foot-in-mouth disease.

Earl: "I'm such an idiot. I saw our neighbor Mrs. Lundgren at the store today, so I asked her how her husband was doing. I didn't know he was dead. She said 'he's gone' and I thought he was on a trip. So I asked, 'Why didn't you go with him?'"

Opal (horrified): EARL!!!

~ "Pickles" by Brian Crane

by Ubeenbamboozledson March 8, 2022

Why are we here

I mean, are we the product of some cosmic coincidence, or is there really a god watching everything, y'know with a plan for us and stuff? I dunno, man. But it keeps me up at night.

What? I meant why are we here, in this canyon? What was all that talk about god?

by CURNICNLGEE January 26, 2022