Washington Special

Special treatment from females (often strippers) that only involves the transaction of a dollar bill.

Patron: {holds dollar bill up}

Stripper: Don't drop me.

Patron: Why's that?

Stripper: Washington special, you get a pussy punch

Washington Special by Toke&Mason March 19, 2010

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Washrag cat

A pet cat that is very docile and comfortable around humans. Such a cat will most often have no problem being picked up and carried, relaxing in whatever position, not unlike a limp washrag.

Blaze here is a regular old washrag cat.

Washrag cat by Suineder June 14, 2010

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Washdog

The process of shaking dry when lacking a towel and refusing to air dry over time. The process usually flings water to and fro as a mangy mutt would.

"Dammit, I forgot it was laundry day and I had to washdog myself dry all over my room."

"Did you bring towels to the pool? No? I guess we're washdogging it."

Washdog by Gookenhymen May 2, 2012