vagina eyes

You think a boy is hotter than he really is because you haven't seen many boys lately.

"Alex is so hot... Omg you reallly have vagina eyes, take another look"

camp problems

by cwgg August 18, 2011

awesome vagina

A vagina thats so amazing it can only be described as awesome

Dang dude, that ho has an awesome vagina

by Casey Crackdown November 22, 2007

Vagina Spider

See definition of "Queef"

Guy: "Did you just fart?"
Ho-Bag: "No, was one of those vagina spiders."
Guy: "You nasty bitch."

by Hugelefty March 11, 2008

gaping vagina

A gaping vagina is usually a girl who's attention whoring so much that she's trying to suck everyone in her sphere of influence into fawning on her. Usually, she trades some sort of favors (likely sexual in nature) for something she wants from them, be it money, attention, affection or gifts.

Bob: "That chick Mariboo was playing different guys for money and presents."
John: "Yeah, she's a gaping vagina."

by nymphetaminerx September 1, 2014

sandy vagina

one can not be a sandy vagina, one can only have a sandy vagina. this term is used to describe someone who is complaining about slightly uncomfortable situations. if a women is complaining about anything, she is said to have sand in her vag. If a man is complaining, he has now lost his penis, developed a vag. and has sand packed inside of himself, also the name sandy can be used for nick name, once the sandy vagina term is accepted by your click!

SON: dad can we go to the beach now?

DAD: Its too hott son

SON: Here is a wet nap dad, you have a sandy vagina

by the sandy man July 26, 2011

cleft vagina

a vagina in which the labia extends all the way to the naval, similar in nature to a cleft lip.

after fooling around with the chick from the bar all night, i was astonished to discover that she had a cleft vagina... i guess that explains the granny panties.

by Jimbo2004 July 4, 2005

Vagina Curtains

1Enlongated vagina flaps

My vagina curtains are bunching in my tight pants.

by Delphina June 11, 2006