Paralysed Twat

some fucking person without mobile legs for fuck sake what did you think it was u nonce

He's a fucking paralysed twat jeremy

by nutslover56 January 5, 2023

Twat Squat

Putting a lift on the front of a truck and lowering the back damn near the ground..then strutting around like it's something to be proud of.

Ya'll look at Johnny doing the Twat Squat..Boy stand your ass up and act like a man..only girls sit down to pee🤣😂

by ItsMe78 August 3, 2023

drizzle twat

The female pubic and labia area having the distinct aroma of stale urine. Also describes a female with questionable hygiene standards.

My date last night had a drizzle twat....yeah, she was a complete drizzle twat !

by JimmyC. December 27, 2020

Twat-sting

An annoying monkeyfuck who won't shut up or whose voice is highly annoying. This person is always a nuisance to listen to or deal with, and just calling them annoying or telling them to shut up doesn't do the trick. This person is next level fucked.

This person tends to fuck others over or cause others around them grief on a daily basis knowingly or unknowingly, and is generally unliked.

Danny you annoying impotent twat-sting, if you fucking don't turn down your music while I'm trying to sleep, I'm going to spank you in the ear with my right fist.

by Destis5445 December 29, 2020

Cunting Twat

Someone who is a twat and also a cunt.

That referee Kevin Friend, he's a cunting twat, how is that a foul by Harry Maguire?

by WargainV2 January 12, 2021

Twat Yoink

Getting half way though rubbing one out and deciding to leave it alone for a bit.

Piers was getting well into it but decided to Twat Yoink as he couldn't handle the pressure

by Myersrum March 10, 2021

twat trapper

An opportunistic goodlooking man, usually younger, who uses his charm to get a woman, usually she is older, lonely and unattractive, but has wealth and status to fall in love with him in a short period of time in the hopes she will die soon thereafter and he will inherit her fortune.

The male version of a gold digger looking for a quick come up.

Man 1: Must be Friday night?
Man 2: What do you mean?
Man 1: There's Jack. Everyone knows he's a twat trapper.
Man 2: What? A twat trapper...

by KnowItAll1979 March 26, 2021