lucky turd

When someone does a shit and it reaches the water before it snaps off.

Man, i just hung a lucky turd.

by Nathan Skiskovsky July 5, 2006

turd burglar

One who likes to steal another person's freshly released turd.

Turd = Shit

Turd burglar is also a name that a person who always is the pitcher while having anal sex.

I knew a kid in high school that would wait for you to leave the bathroom and then go and rob your turd that you just disposed of.

Turd = Shit... It is released from your anus and is usually a brown color but sometimes may vary depending on what you have had to eat.

My best friends boyfriend stuck his dick in her ass last night. He is known for being a turd burglar!

by Tasha April 5, 2005

Turd Bird

An infection caused from bacteria that enters the penis during anal sex.
i.e. Poop

"Dude! I hit that ass so hard, now I have Turd Bird!"

by Pinkman-Heisenberg January 17, 2014

fuck turd

1) Very similar to the term wank face. Is used when there are seemingly no insults left to use. Or if the insultee is going for the king pin insult.
2) This term derives from Peru. It comes from the term used by Peruvines which is 'el fucko turdino'.

Picture the scene, theres an immense cussige match going on:
"Mate....you are one.....one helleva fuck turd"
"Fo Shizzle"

by Jean Pierre Lafee July 6, 2004

rabbit turd

substances excreted by a rabbit

''Ahhhh.....I just steped in rabbit shit!!''

by Darius Everden May 13, 2005

Polished Turd

A girl you take out on a date who is normally very ugly, but when she dresses up and wears make-up she looks OK at best.

I went on a movie date with a polished turd last Friday.

by Butler Butt Clogger October 18, 2011

Turd Book

Home made log book carried by police officers out in the field used for recording contacts with potential evil doers and criminals. Sometimes called a field identification logbook.

When you go to spooktown, always bring your turd book.

by xzybit October 20, 2004