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Toni

A pretty kind person who is also amazing ๐Ÿ‘.

They usually have beasties named Cali and Kady. They also hate doing projects for school. TONI'S are amazing ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ˜
Random Person๐Ÿ˜’: " Hey you know that kids name is spelt tony
Toni(SPEL IT RIGHT OR I'LL FIGHT YOU IN YOUR SLEEP๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜ก): "ITS SPELT TONI YOU IDIOT WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO SPELL YOUR NAME WITH A LOWERCASE T AND REPLACE THE LAST LETTER WITH A Y"
by Get.THE.NAMES.RIGHT December 8, 2021
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Tony Donny Day

โ€œDang Tony Donny got that Rizz so today is Tony Donny Dayโ€
by LolImHim February 27, 2023
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tony sierra

tony sierra is a streamer who pulls chicks for days non stop
tony sierra has a long ballsack

tony sierra is a cunt
by balls in yo face66666 July 19, 2021
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Toni Lodge

Being in control of a 69 position and grinding on his face
I was getting Toni Lodge'd last night
by UKTARPER March 14, 2024
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toni.0z

The love of my life, perfect in every way shape and form. I admire him and want to live my life with him by my side. May we stay together forever :p
I love toni.0z, he's all I could ask for.
by voume October 7, 2025
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Tony

A female good looking door man. Who like to smack that ass motherfucker.
Little kid - Mommy look a Tony she's smacking that ass
Mom - Look the other way
by suckcat August 23, 2021
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Toni's Law

Toni's Law (Also Known as: The Toni Fallacy and "You're Wrong"):

The false belief that if Toni said some shit, it will always be 100% correct no matter the context, circumstances, or situation. This also applies to any action or previous action she has made. Pulling up any evidence against such is invalid and therefore ultimately nullified, so don't waste your time buddy.

Phrases such as "I think your understanding may be mistaken because..." or โ€œI believe there might be some inaccuracies in your statement.โ€ or even "you dumbass you totally don't know what the fuck you're talking about you stupid bitch" all fall under this law/fallacy so just accept that you can never win an argument and you will always be proven incorrect. You can even be proven wrong wayyyy later and that could contribute to the law of Toni.

Violating this law will can and will invoke the following consequences if Toni decides to be petty (will happen almost every single fucking time):

Being packed and yelled at to shut the fuck up
Being said to have always been wrong
Having your name changed to something derogatory
Getting muted or blocked because she feels like it
Exposed + ratio'd on twitter
Etc

P.S. Other consequences may be added later as time passes since the author of this law falls under it the most and as such will fall victim to it whether I like it or not ๐Ÿ˜”
Person A: "Actually that's not true cuz if you played without whiffing so much you'd be better"
Toni: "I didn't ask you dumb bitch stfu"

Person B: "Did you know Bruce actually loves Jason?"
Toni: Well if he did then why did he give up so quick on Jason in the Arkham games?"
Person B: "Damn you're right"
Toni: "Always am"

Person C: "Remember when Toni said the first Captain America movie sucks and is just like every other war movie which also sucks and boring?"
Person D: "Nah she's wrong everyone likes that movie and war movies are boring"
Person E: "Ohhh you fucked up my nigga that falls under Toni's Law"
by Ziggibear August 16, 2024
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