tinklefinkler

The stick used by Cheerios mascot Buzz, usually covered in honey and maraca shaped

My friend got me a tinklefinkler for Christmas.

by Brbrhehr March 16, 2023

spunk tackle

The tackle you spunk with. Testicles and Penis. Cock and Balls. Twig and Gigggle Berries. Meat and Two Veg. Strawberry Shaft and Vanilla Scoops. Testicle (Pronounced testiclay) & Poking Rod...etc...

PETER: Andy, what's the matter?
ANDY: My wife kicked me in me spunk tackle.
PETER: Dannielle? Whatever for?
ANDY: Coz I said she was a stupid fat fucking minge muncher who was worse in bed that her comatose Mother.

(Brief moment of silence then a hefty High-Five.)

by Sir Bartholomew McTavish December 16, 2008

finish ticket

A kick-ass indie rock band from Alameda, California. They have a full-length album called Tears You Apart and an EP called When Night Becomes Day. The current members are Brendan Hoye, Michael Hoye, Alex DiDonata, Nick Stein, Gabe Stein, and touring member Crim Nguyen.

Person #1: Did you see Finish Ticket open up for Twenty One Pilots on the Blurryface tour?
Person #2: Hell yeah, they fucking killed it!

by killer-king July 27, 2016

Golden Ticket

When you wipe your ass after taking a dump and there’s absolutely no shit on the toilet paper.

I wiped a second time because I couldn’t believe my luck, I actually had a golden ticket, it’s going to be a lucky day.

by TimmerOU812 June 19, 2020

Defensive Tackle

A position on the Defensive Line in football. There are usually two of them. Their jobs are to close up holes so the running backs and quarterbacks can't rush to gain yardage. They are usually over 270 pounds and are like at or over 6'2". Really underrated, don't get much recognition unless they get a lot of sacks, pass deflections, and/or interceptions or pick 6's. Most people don't want to do it because they want a glory position, or the think it is too easy. But the D-tackles do the dirty work so that the linebackers, db's, coaches, and owner look good

Man, Aaron Donald is A freaking monster of a defensive tackle

by KaosK.J.Tuck November 12, 2021

Defensive Tackle

Position on the defense, specifically d-line. Usually really big, at or above 6'2" and 270 lbs. Don't get much recognition unless they are a superstar, like if they get a lot of sacks or pass deflections, or picks, or very rarely, pick 6's. They are responsible for plugging up the holes so running backs and quarterbacks can't rush to gain yardage. Often mistaken for an easy job. They handle the grunt work so the linebackers, db's, coaches, and owner look good. Numbered usually from 60 to 79 or 90 to 99.

I play defensive tackle in football. I'm not terribly good at it, but I'm not terrible either

by KaosK.J.Tuck November 12, 2021

Prison Tackle

When one person tackles your feet and another tackles your waist. Even the biggest, baddest dude it the pen is going down after that.

“Dude he’s twice your size.”

“So what? Let’s prison tackle his ass.”

by BaronTvirus February 27, 2022