by Piss Cheeser August 24, 2009
The act of having sexual intercourse for an extended period of time. Afterwards falling asleep and having the feeling that you have been knocked out or slapped.
Jeremy: dude I would have came over but I got kooka slapped.
Ron: what! You know what that's ok man, I bet it was great!
Ron: what! You know what that's ok man, I bet it was great!
by duker33 March 13, 2013
by JayActiive November 11, 2019
by Rbomb04 December 21, 2014
When you fuck a girl on her period, then proceed to pull out and slap in the forehead her with your bloodied cock.
Guy 1: I pulled out my bloody dick and hit her in the face with it. It looked like she got scalped.
Guy 2: Damn man you gave her the good ol’ apache slap!
Guy 2: Damn man you gave her the good ol’ apache slap!
by Barubenblue March 04, 2019
The act of using your underdeveloped third leg as a lethal weapon and proceeding to begin an extreme killing spree with the force of your massive cock being pounded against another's face.
Hey bro I cant wait to feel your Schlong Slap tonight, it feels so refreshing to have your meat against my forehead.
by schlongmurderer69696 November 11, 2020
verb:
The act of violently smacking someone using your out-poked tongue. Derived from the anatomy of Poro's (from League of Legends), which are constantly poking out their tongues.
The act of violently smacking someone using your out-poked tongue. Derived from the anatomy of Poro's (from League of Legends), which are constantly poking out their tongues.
by elitinism January 03, 2014