Cross country

A sport that suicidal kids play.

Kid: “I’m trying out for the cross country team.”
Mom: “listen, I understand you’re upset, but let’s not think irrationally.”

by fatherfartfathead February 3, 2022

Christian from Holy Cross

The sweetest darkie out here. That man does just look innocent and childish but he on a different level yes.

"WDMC! Look Christian from Holy Cross, he so suteeeee with the curly hair!"
"Ent?? Best I go before I faint. I want a man like dat!!!"😍

by thegirlwiththefacts May 16, 2021

crossing over

1. death, often the polite proposal of such.
2. entering a new part of life or major event.

1. "maaan sometimes i hate living" "have you tried crossing over yet"
2. "you've really crossed over now"

by rabiescat January 27, 2024

Arms Crossed

When you get very high and zone out forcing you to stare into space with your arms crossed.

Jon is sitting arms crossed in the corner

by Eamon April 5, 2022

why did the chicken cross the road?

definition of joke of why did the chicken cross the road? the answer is: who know.

person 1: why did the chicken cross the road?
person 2: how the fuck am i supposed to know
person 3 (truck driver): AHHHH STAY OUT OF MY WAY!!!
person 1 & 2: OH MY FUCKING GOD-

by dast143235 September 2, 2025

Cross Craving

When you crave two totally different foods at the same time. These foods are usually random, and triggered when walking through the grocery store.

Person 1: Man, I'm really craving some popcorn chicken and Fruity Pebbles right now.
Person 2: Dude, your always cross craving.

by stop-dont-touch-me-there November 12, 2019

Why did the condom cross the road?

Because it was pissed off

'Why did the condom cross the road?' Is a original joke that I created. Definitely didn't copy from anywhere

by Notmelol123 April 22, 2022