Humpty Bumps

A lifetime diagnosis resulting from roll in the hay with the town bicycle, your mom, Trina from down the block, etc characterized by occasional flare ups of “fun bubbles” full of disease in the nether regions - tldr- genital herpes

“Little Ron caught himself a nasty case of the humpty bumps down at your moms house and can’t get himself a dose of the Valtrex til next week- got himself more blisters than Usain Bolt on marathon Monday”

by TallulahTabasco132 February 4, 2022

bump staches

When two gay men make out

Hey Greg, wanna bump staches tonight?

by YE the OG January 28, 2024

Speed bumps

Speed bumps are suppose to make you go faster and make you fly high to the sky. The essential use would be to go faster on these especially on school zones.

I was flying high on the speed bumps on the way to work

by YourstrulyARL January 23, 2022

bumping teeth

Extreamly bad at making out or inexperienced at making out.

This girl was bumping teeth the whole night.

by Semiproleach June 3, 2020

Bump

When you just tryna give your brodies some love.

My brodie said “Free Bobby” so I had to bump that post hard.

by DudeHarmon May 11, 2018

bump

to scam someone

person 1: Yo bro do you wanna buy this phone of me on paypal

person 2: Nah g i ain’t tryna get bumped

by Sam sheffield April 8, 2019

tryna bump

Phrase used to initiate a bumper pool match with a potential opponent.

Player 1: Just got out of lecture. Tryna bump?
Player 2: Yep.

by BumpMasterT December 10, 2014