A registered fart therapist can provide substantial and scientifically demonstrable relief of things that cause discomfort deep inside of you.
by confuzyon March 30, 2017
by godz_comic November 04, 2017
A completely unexpected fart which is not allowed to completely be expelled. Instead, immediately and conscieously cut off by the ass cheeks Thus, making a "snap" or brief, high pitched sound.
"She tried to pretend it was her shoes but I know damn well that Matilda from the accounting department let a snap fart in the lunch line!".
by chicachica_boomboom April 18, 2009
person 1: "Dude, my fart just felt like a teeny tiny football."
person 2: "Thats a crazy fart shape man."
person 2: "Thats a crazy fart shape man."
by Nem0__ March 04, 2009
Yup, the roller fart has unusual properties; to fully release it from being trapped, it is often necessary to shake a leg to force it to make it’s exit.
by Dr Bunnygirl August 23, 2019
When you comment on a facebook or reddit thread (usually of political discourse) with a vicious and worthless comment that is only meant to make the rest of the commenters angry for the sake of being a dick. You just say your comment and leave, with no intention of engaging in the conversation.
Like farting in an elevator of strangers as you walk off at your floor, leaving them to deal with your ugly stench.
i.e. When a Hillary person randomly goes on a Bernie person's facebook page thoughtfully discussing healthcare news and leaves a comment like, "You are all a bunch of socialists and you're the reason we have Trump!", or a conservative just goes on a liberals' page and calls them all a bunch of "libtards" and neither respond to questions or comments, that's like farting in an elevator.
Like farting in an elevator of strangers as you walk off at your floor, leaving them to deal with your ugly stench.
i.e. When a Hillary person randomly goes on a Bernie person's facebook page thoughtfully discussing healthcare news and leaves a comment like, "You are all a bunch of socialists and you're the reason we have Trump!", or a conservative just goes on a liberals' page and calls them all a bunch of "libtards" and neither respond to questions or comments, that's like farting in an elevator.
I promote thoughtful political discourse on this thread with articulate responses. No farting in this elevator.
The Reddit subgroup "ChangeMyView" has the best rules for keeping people from farting in an elevator.
The Reddit subgroup "ChangeMyView" has the best rules for keeping people from farting in an elevator.
by BruceLeah July 27, 2017
After you rip ass, you proceed to grab the fart directly from the anal opening and throw it at a companion as if it was a baseball.
by ur gramma November 30, 2009