Butt Sniffing

Slang; when you meet someone new and aren't convinced by the front they're putting on, so you do some digging into their background to try and find dirt on them.
Alice: Hey Bob, what did you think of our date yesterday?

Bob: It was fine. But I Googled your name when I got home and found a mugshot of you. Why did you rob a bank?

Alice: Wtf, quit butt sniffing!
by UTMcGee February 27, 2020
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Butt Pirate

A male who enjoys male companionship over a females.
One who hoards the booty by burying their sword into their enemy's anus or some other orifice recognized as an "exit only".
Silly Willy was an angry butt pirate when he couldn't plunder the booty.
by BouncyTimeFun April 19, 2017
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crumpet butt

a small little British butt
Kate Middleton's sister has a crumpet butt
by Madephanie and Stedeline October 11, 2011
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butt puck

A butt putt is a hard piece of shit that is lodged in or has recently been expelled from one's asshole. It is most commonly used in describing someone who would otherwise be called a shit head.
Only a butt puck would for _____________ for president.
by Toby Gruntnzler August 12, 2015
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butt-droid

A term once used by Vice President Selina Meyer to describe subordinates/low-level staffers in the HBO series "Veep"
"He just had one of his butt-droids do it..."
-Selina Meyer
by Fmr Senator Jim Webb May 01, 2020
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Butt Coffee

When you take a shit and it comes out almost entirely liquid except for sharp parts that have a texture similar to coffee grounds.
Marge: Homer, you look terrible! What happened?
Homer: I had butt coffee.
Marge: Eww...
by KalloFox34 May 10, 2019
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butt bin

when a human rectum is used to dispose of semen
woodies bum was used a a "butt bin" haha he is so gay
by consolations December 21, 2013
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