butt crust

the dried up poop in your butt crack

my bro has serious butt crust

by fricken chicken strips November 24, 2019

Butt-post

When you accidentally post unintelligible status updates on social networks by involuntarily pressing buttons on your PDA or cell phone.

"WTF was that nonsense on Facebook man?"

"Damn...musta been another butt-post...I gotta stop carrying that Blackberry in my pocket!"

by johnebbad January 31, 2010

butt spelunking

Verb: The act of spreading the butt cheeks, and diving into the butt hole tongue first.

Hooked up with a chick last night, and she loved it when I went butt spelunking.

Dude, I went butt spelunking for the first time...bitch needed to clean out dat canyon.

by Stoop Fontain April 21, 2014

Cracks Butt

A word to describe ones frustrations with an object or person. Especially if they had one or two drinks at a slot machine game.

*hits machine* *took all her money* “This cracks butt!”

by Rainswerds April 14, 2019

Gamer's butt

Another name for pilonidal cysts; a specific cyst located at the base of the spine in the small recess, dimple if you will. They are more common by 4 times in men than women, and most common in those with a sedentary lifestyle..

He was forced to play Halo on his stomach, his rear end fee from pressure, after his gamer's butt inflamed in 2004...

by violet spartan August 10, 2015

crumpet butt

a small little British butt

Kate Middleton's sister has a crumpet butt

by Madephanie and Stedeline October 11, 2011

meatloaf butt

It's when someone has massive cellulite on there butt. Like craters. You can see it through leggings or yoga pants.

Hey guys, look at that that chicks meatloaf butt.

I would never wear those leggings if I had meatloaf butt.

by candy shotglass May 8, 2017