14 definitions by Toby Gruntnzler

1
Scored weed. These days it is more commonly used in reference to a legal purchase at a marijuana clinic.

Also used as make bag, making bag, etc...
Bongo: " Junior - tell me you made bag man. I need to get wasted like you can't believe.

Junior: " Dude, I'm so far ahead of you that it's like yesterday all over. I made a dime and there was no waitin' line.... chill bro...."

Bongo: "...yeeeeaaaahhhhh..."
by Toby Gruntnzler October 16, 2014
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Slang term for any lotion or emollient used for masturbation purposes.
Bongo wakes up in the morning only to find he has a severe case of chaffstick from dry jerking the night before. He makes a mental note to pick up some pud butter right after making bag at the marijuana clinic.
by Toby Gruntnzler October 15, 2014
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Pissing while sporting a raging hard on. This is usually a very messy situation.
Bongo: " Yo - Jimmy boy... where you goin' with the bucket?"

Jimmy: " Dude - I woke up with this morning with serious wood and I accidentally set off a piss missile in the bathroom. You might want to stand clear for a while cos' the batter is still at the plate."
by Toby Gruntnzler October 15, 2014
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Pole barn is slang for a gay bar and, more accurately, one with one or more glory holes.
Bongo: " Ernie! Long time no see... Hey, c'mon over tonight - I 'm

making bag and I'll steep a coupla' ice brews...."

Ernie: " I would dude, but I'm workin' the pole barn tonight. They're gonna' pay me $20 an hour to man the glory hole. Maybe later tho..."
by Toby Gruntnzler October 16, 2014
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I was the first to coin this phrase back in 1990 while on a U.S. warship heading to the Persian Gulf, and it certainly didn't have anything to do with shitting on anyone's face. The original term was meant to describe those suffering from sea sickness with pale, sweaty and sometimes puke splattered faces. After that it was also used to mean someone who gave blow jobs culminating in facials. I don't know how these sick bastards associated it with shitting in someone's face and I can only wonder what these butt munchers do with their free time.
1. " Hey gravy face, maybe you'd better lay down a while before you split open that gash on your head again."

2. " Hey gravy face, go wash that splooge off your face then come back here and dunk my pole you fruity little wad gobbler."
by Toby Gruntnzler October 16, 2014
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Getting massively stoned while on a break. In contrast to a buzz break, the break bake usually occurs on a particularly horrendous day.
Charlie: " Damn man...Mr. Plummer gave me TWO whole files to work on today. That'll take me at least 45 minutes to do. What a bummer man. I'm harshing low bro..."

Bongo: " Dude - let me snag my bag real quick like - a good break bake will get you right with the world."
by Toby Gruntnzler October 15, 2014
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