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Sympathy handjob

When someone feels sorry for your situation and masturbates you no strings attached.
Daisy knew Erik was having a hard time since being dumped by his girlfriend and being sacked. She had a boyfriend who was away with the navy even so she started giving Erik a weekly sympathy handjob.
by PantsuGoblin May 8, 2023
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Sympathise

When you find sympathy in your own comfort.
I feel a need to sympathise today.
by aston white May 21, 2023
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sympity

The grandiose and duplicitous feeling one has towards the other that appears to be sympathy while masking pity, distain and derision; lacking generosity and empathy.
He expressions of sympity for the homeless impressed many while costing him nothing.
by anonymous June 16, 2023
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Simpsons Syndrome

The false belief that newer entries in a series or franchise have somehow degraded in quality over time. Mostly used for series that have been around for a very long time. Named after the long running show, The Simpsons.
Person 1: Man, AVGN is shit nowadays!

Person 2: No, really, it isn't, the humors as funny as ever, and so many great episodes have come out in the modern AVGN era. Hong Kong 97, Seaman, Life of Black Tiger...

Person 1: B-But, everyone else thinks so!

Person 2: No, actually. Look at the most liked comments on any video and you will see that they are all positive. Seems like a case of Simpsons Syndrome, eh?
by Coolmcawesome July 10, 2023
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Sympathy Soda

An unopened/unused beverage (usually in a can or bottle) that was intended for drinking but gets put back in the refrigerator and swapped for a cold one later.
Before going to bed, Michael grabbed a can of cola and took it with him. When he woke up the next morning he took the sympathy soda downstairs and put it back in the fridge and went to a coffee shop.
by TheFridgeRaider September 2, 2023
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Simpson

A Simpson is one one that has a considerably smaller TV than the average alpha male.
“Nice TV, how big is it?”
- it’s 55” mate..
“Haha! Proper tiny that. Right Simpson”
by Mcaw birdman August 22, 2024
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Simpstuck

When someone can’t get out of the “simp” stage. When a person has a hard time getting over someone not reciprocating their feelings
Jason was simpstuck over Heather.
by hstevens0004 September 5, 2023
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