Split ham surprise

When a pantless female proceeds to bendover and pull both ass cheeks open as far as possible allowing the anus to prolapse.
The woman proceeded to bendover and spread her ass displaying her split ham surprise for the world to see.
by Rapscallion666 January 01, 2012
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Red velvet surprise

When a male/female licks a menstruating woman’s anus and period blood has seeped down to it.
-Bro, Jessica gave me a red velvet surprise last night...
-that’s why I only eat ass with the lights on.
by Sharpsean October 13, 2020
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Scrambled Egg Surprise

(n.) A breakfast dish consisting of scrambled eggs, and anything you happen to have in your refrigerator that may or may not taste good mixed with scrambled eggs.
This morning I made Scrambled Egg Surprise by taking the fries and patties from the Big Mac meal I didn't finish last week, chopped up some onions, smothered it in sprinkle cheese and mustard, added some chopped up fried bologna, and salsa, then put it all on the Big Mac buns after popping them in the toaster. Breakfast of Champions!
by BSanner November 23, 2010
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Jimbo Slice Surprise

A series of events in the following order:
1) Smashing a girl lumber jack style
2) You nut in her belly button

3) Take your axe to shave your chest hair
4) Sprinkle the chest hair into her cum filled belly button
5) Yell "surprise biatch"
Guy 1: It's so tough finding freaky girls that are into hairy guys.
Guy 2: You should meet my friend Lexis she loves getting the Jimbo Slice Surprise !
by TheGusBus69 July 30, 2021
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jelly ball surprise

When you're having sex with a girl who is on her period and you cum inside her hard enough to cause her to queef out a jelly red ball of slime back at the ejaculator
Last night me and Patricia were getting it on and she told me not to use a condom because she's on her period. It was awesome, but jokes on me because she gave me the good ole Jelly ball surprise once I finished with her, I felt like I was being born again
by Skankkhunt42 April 28, 2021
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barium enima surprise

During a barium enima procedure the patient can no longer hold the barium within theirselves and it explodes out of their anus and covers the xray technician in a wonderful surprise
The doctor threw up when his technician received an uncommonly high barium enima surprise in the face.
by sevenducksuited March 14, 2010
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