spider

Someone who buys four pairs of jeans on sale at Costco.

Did you hear about Ruby? She went full spider and bought four hella cheap pairs of jeans at Costco!

by explodedtesticle February 18, 2022

spider monkey league

Fantasy football league led by a corrupt commish named Sir Campy. League membership consists of many esteemed and established gentlemen .. most notably Sir Brendan aka "MonsterCat"

League also contains several high profiled felonious malcontents including but not limited to ; Sir Twyman "Antifa Brick Thrower"... Sir Josh "Border Hopper" , Sir Lantry "Turtle Trafficker" and Sir Martin "Wolverine Watchmen Militia President" .. Sir Martin was recently stripped of management responsibilities after facing a federal indictment involving the failed kidnapping of the governor.

Spider Monkey league members recently attended a seminar at MonsterCat's house. Members shelled out over $5000.00 per head for this sold out event. Topics pertained to all facets of managing a fantasy football team. For an additional $1000.00 Sir Graydon and Sir Royce purchased VIP tickets where MonsterCat explained how to pick up hot woman in the Covid-19 environment.

by Meglodon904 October 20, 2020

Glitter spider

When a man ejaculates on someone's face and throws glitter over the cum.

He glitter spidered my face last night

by Haha hahaha September 02, 2020

Spider Bike

Any bike that has eight functioning wheels or turbines(in the case of a water spider bike).

man I wish i had a spider bike, it would be so much cooler than this prey-mantis scooter, but could you imagine how much gas that thing eats?

by Bull0cks July 01, 2014

Daytona Barking Spider

A spider that is brown and fuzzy with a lighter brown back. Commonly mistaken as a brown recluse

They were brought to Daytona Beach in the late 80’s in Bananas from Brazil when the Daytona Flea Market opened

Bro I was sleeping in the bushes on the streets and got bit by a Daytona Barking Spider

by Rebeccm November 21, 2022

Man-spider

Jackson and devans pet spider who Ethan killed

Ethan you killed Man-spider

by the J creater July 02, 2021

Spider-girl

When ur mad at ur dude and ain't coming off the goods so u let him masturbate while he looks at ur tits u let him get himself almost to climax u take over and let him finish in your hand and while he is feeling all satisfied you toss his baby juice on his face like a spider web.

Oh girl! I gave him a spider-girl last night, in sure he wasnt as satisfied as I was though.

by Jayne Kob February 06, 2019