wang-shank

Wang-Shank(v) is a euphemism for sex.

"Dude, I totally wang-shanked a girl last night."
"I wanna go wang-shank that hot little mexican over there."
"I got wang-shanked so good last night."
"Hey baby, do you mind if I wang-shank you?"

wang-shank by Lewis. September 9, 2008

E-shank  

A old ass bitch who is usually fat who goes online to find younger men as she pretended to be a younger woman. She can go on chatrooms, AIM, sometimes even World of Warcraft. She is not too much of a threat it is just annoying when You want to meet Cyndi at a bar and you end up meeting Gladys.

Martha was an E-shank as she woul stay up chatting to younger men while living in a studio apartment with her daughter.

E-shank by Tanner L. December 25, 2007

Shitty shank 

stabbing someone with a sharp object covered in with Human Fecal Matter.

John: Please stop Shitty Shanking me with that sharp object.
Tom: "Singing" Don't stop me now, I'm having a good time

Shitty shank by Fingerfuck101 July 30, 2009

Super-Shank 

A man with an abnormally large head. The largeness of the head is created by not only an obsession with the real Superman...but also due to his quick wit and miscellaneous facts conjured up from dogpile.com. He can be considered a genius, or even run for the next President of the United States - so take his antics and threats seriously!

Don't make me go Super-Shank on your ass fool!

Super-Shank by Concerned patron May 11, 2010

UD Shank 

UD Shank(Urban Dictionary Shank)

When all the uptight editors at Urban Dictionary refuse to accept your new definition, therefor taking a blow at your self esteem. Sometimes used as an excuse.

Girlfriend: Ohmigod! All the definitions of my name are super bad on Urban Dictionary! You said you were going to make a new one!

Boyfriend: Oh yeah.. about that, I uhmm, got the UD Shank, or I totally would've changed it.

Girlfriend: Oh.. It's okay baby. Let's go makeout for your efforts.

Boyfriend: Score. Thanks uptight editors!

UD Shank by LLama is my middle name June 26, 2010

Chang Shank 

A golf shot that flies of the club at right angle at head height as an effect from the golfer drinking Thai Chang beer just before

Yumm 6.4 % glug glug , address ball , Four !!! That was a right Chang shank.

Chang Shank by jtsaint June 30, 2011

Pencil Shanked

Being "pencil shanked" is when a sharpened pencil is in your front pocket, point up, and you bend over. The sharp pencil stabs you in the stomach and leaves a small grey mark where the graphite entered the skin.

You can be "pencil shanked" by someone as well. They just stab you with a sharpened pencil. That is all.

"Pencil shanking" is a common problem in schools. Others affected include writers, artists, the intelligent, geeks, nerds, teachers, businessmen and women, parents, and prisoners, although anyone with pockets or enemies can be "pencil shanked."

Steve: "F*CK!"

Bob: "I just saw you bend over, what happened?!"

Steve: "My writing implement was in my pocket when I leaned over! I just pencil shanked myself!"

Pencil Shanked by thefuglyfuckling April 19, 2014