Poo Pushing

To push ones poo back up inside ones anus by the insertion of another mans Penis

This can also include the insertion of: a Cucmber, a bottle, a hamster, an orange or Baseball Bat!?!?

"ohh god im suffering from constipation again!"

"Well you better stop Poo Pushing then, you Queen"

by TFCL-Tom January 27, 2009

poo jogger

A jogger that poos on other people's property while on their morning jog.

The female poo jogger, whose actions were revealed by The Sunday Telegraph, was caught after Porters Liquor at Pyrmont found a “deposit” in its back lane.

by Runmeover July 21, 2018

'I' poo

A large amount of time spent in the work place karzie on one's ' I Phone '
To:

1) either looking up grumble.

2) send the odd 20 or so text messages to a friend.

3) find art masterpieces and then transfer them to the walls of the porcelain throne in great detail.

4) or just to generaly waste time away from the evil eyes of the boss.

Geezer 1, 'whats dave doing in the thunder box' ?

Geezer 2, 'He's pushing out a big 'I' poo till nock off time'

karzie grumble porcelain throne I phone 'I' poo

by mashedrats June 30, 2011

Poo Job

A poo job is basically using a hardened turd as a dildo. To achieve this someone will have to eat an intense course of bran products and stool hardener. When the person who is going to recieve to the poo job (the jobee) is half way through taking a shit an accomplice (the jobber) will then push and pull the turd out of the jobee's anus, therefore replicating the act of sex but with poo.

Alan i'm about to do a shit, come and give us a poo job.

by Jimbo McSlice March 10, 2010

poo-bum

A bum which smells of poo!

Abra's got a smelly poo-bum! =

by pseudobum November 16, 2010

poo masty

The act of masturbation while excreting feces so that as the semen is emitted from the penis in an orgasm a poo is shot out of the anus at the same time, creating intense euphoria.

Ohh man I had the best poo masty 10 mins ago, there is semen on the floor

by RORYKNIGHT October 16, 2008

poo-crastinate

when you spend more time poopin' than getting actual work done.

Bob would get more work done on his thesis if he didn't poo-crastinate all the time.

"Jill, have you gotten those TPS reports done yet? The boss will be very mad if they're not done soon!"

"No, I haven't. I just can't help poo-crastinating the stoopid TPS reports!"

by fishpoo May 28, 2009