poon

although having excess body hair, a poon is someone that still scores with hot chicks.

drew was at a party with bree and chelsea, took off his shirt and woke up the next morning with the two of them. he had realized he had gotten the name poon

by drew March 9, 2004

poon

Noun, and Verb- Short for harpoon. Also, the act of har(pooning) something or someone.

Yo Mike, we are going on a whaling trip this weekend, you in? HELLLLYAHHHHH MAN, AND I JUST GOT A NEW POON!
RIght on bro.

Hey, ill poon your ass.

by Jay Money October 19, 2006

poon sausage

a male's genitalia, similar to peen

"that girl is trying to get up on my poon sausage."

by joshua February 27, 2005

poon

how a mentally retarded human being would spell the word pune. pune meaning wet sopping vagina. poon meaning what the fuck?

he man you see that girls poon? what the fuck is a poon? OH YOU MEAN PUNE!

by taucan December 26, 2011

one sec poon

Vagina that will make you cum quick; really good pussy. Very tight and wet.

I got that one sec poon last night!

by SxYsPaZz January 30, 2017

Full-Moon Poon

An Andrea's vagina hole that resembles a "Full Moon". Size and all.

"Dude, I boned Andrea the other night! Even after a kid, I didn't expect her to have a Full-Moon Poon like that!"

by AllThatIsWoman September 28, 2011

poonami

A drink made with orange fanta, crème de menthe, mike's hard lime, and a dash of any other drink available and added to taste.

andy totally pounded down that poonami after his ex left

by lefrenchman July 3, 2005