A murder-suicide.
Person 1: Hey have you heard from Johnny and Mary lately? Feels like they disappeared.
Person 2: Oh you didn't know? They went off on a Philadelphia honeymoon last Christmas? Mary found out Johnny was cheating on her and she took him out with a .38 special and then turned it on herself. Ain't no coming back from that.
Person 2: Oh you didn't know? They went off on a Philadelphia honeymoon last Christmas? Mary found out Johnny was cheating on her and she took him out with a .38 special and then turned it on herself. Ain't no coming back from that.
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Phil is typically a short guy, he seems to have a strange obsession with poop and Hot Carl's. He always refuses to make Asja pancakes and is a hobo. He's very gay and claims to be his own pimp and hoe. He is an attention whore who often claims that he isn't the whiney one. He's never played Club Penguin and really didn't have a childhood
Gurl 1: You see that Thicc guy right there? What's his name
Gurl 2: Oh that's Phil, don't get too close, he's got a feces kink and he's honestly gay
Gurl 2: Oh that's Phil, don't get too close, he's got a feces kink and he's honestly gay
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Warning: This action may cause rumors of your homosexuality
Annoying Friend: *Is Annoying*
You: Shut up right now or I'm gonna pull a Philadelphia flail on you!
You: Shut up right now or I'm gonna pull a Philadelphia flail on you!
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She's also very sweet and the greatest mom friend. You literally can't hate her.
She's also very sweet and the greatest mom friend. You literally can't hate her.
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