Take off boxers like you would to masturbate. Wrap both her hands on your penis shaft leaving several inches of exposed penis. Slide up half a length, slide down half a length, repeat until orgasm. A half and half pass everyday keeps the random boners away
by horny 4 heaed October 29, 2012
An elevated valley in a Mexican mountain-range frequented by large broad-winged scavenger-birds; I would love to hike through it (if I could).
Dunno why Simon & Garfunkel made such a big issue in their song about whether they could conquer El Condor Pass; if they didn't feel confident about making a strenuous hike, there is such a thing as chartering a helicopter.
by QuacksO September 16, 2018
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by Incognudo November 09, 2023
when someone wants to tell you something,, but doesn't really wanna talk too much about it
derived from the lemon demon song "sundial"
derived from the lemon demon song "sundial"
jeff or something: hey man you probably shouldn't ask for pictures of people's fecies
im only passing through or maybe just right out
bob: hujh?? why not???
jeff *explains why you shouldn't ask for pictures of people's fecies*
im only passing through or maybe just right out
bob: hujh?? why not???
jeff *explains why you shouldn't ask for pictures of people's fecies*
by some furry don't mind me October 17, 2022
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