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Itchy Nose Syndrome

Intense condition of relentless nasal disturbance, not soothed with any amount of scratching. Occurs most frequently during a competitive session of Smash Bros. with friends ( or enemies ). There is some speculation that this particular syndrome can result from a lack of proper hydration, and there is also a theory that it is because you may just need to take a shower to clear up your pores. Either way, this detrimental condition which causes massive drops in performance, continual sequences of miss-timing aerial dodging, wave dashing, and shielding, is often ignored for far too long usually leading to a complete mental breakdown of sheer frustration in the victim.
person 1: "Wow I'm a God. I just three stocked you with K. Rule"
person 2: "It didn't count. I have itchy nose syndrome right now"
by Chewonarock March 31, 2019
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snubbed nose rhino

When she puts her nose on your taint and rubs it up towards your balls.
I’ll never forget the first time she gave me a snubbed nose rhino... It was then I knew... she was a keeper!
by UnderMuffin April 21, 2018
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Rioting Nose Lick

When you find rioting people so you take the oldest man and the youngest girl to you trailer, make them lick up each others noses. Let them at it for 1 hour then extract the snot onto a riot shield and rub your uncle on the shield, creating snot on your uncles head. Freeze the kid then feed it to your uncle along with the man. Then release a pack of worms in his left foot.
Man I love walking around town doing the rioting nose lick
by The real gangster December 23, 2020
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Tomato up the Nose

A common expression used when a particular moment or event conveys a similar feeling to that of having a tomato up the nose.
Person 1: Dude my grandma just died.
Person 2: Damn, that's such a tomato up the nose moment.
Person 1: Yeah, and not even a ripe one!
by MrTomatoUpTheNose December 15, 2020
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Big Nose Calculator

The Big Nose Calculator (BNC) is a calculator notable for being the only device in the world to have enough computation power to make use of the famed Carbonicci sequence. It is also known for its unbelievable degree of accuracy, refusing to take approximations even as inputs. Many people consider it to be what triggered the singularity, that is to say the age of the Nose.
Big Nose Calculator, what is the third entry of the Carbonicci sequence?
///38///
Thank you Big Nose Calculator, what would the world be without you?
///0///
by Carbonicci April 26, 2014
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play with her nose

Someone who uses cocaine or other hard drugs through snorting
I can't mess with her, she play with her nose.
by Buffed Up Westsider September 17, 2020
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Fat Nose Jay

This is a name to call anyone that has a fat, plushy nose.
Amanda: Stop talking to me Jalen.

Jalen: Stfu fat ass.

Amanda: Bitch you stfu Fat Nose Jay.
by Am Papi November 8, 2016
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