oh Megan dated dudes exclusively in collage but these days she's on the road to el dorado
the real treasure was the gay we made along the way
the real treasure was the gay we made along the way
by mjjmyukjthnfx July 24, 2021
Me: there’s road work ahead!
Friend: Ah yeah I sure hope it does
Me: AHH WATCH OUT DONT HIT THE WORKERS YOU’LL KILL US BOTH WTF LET ME DRIVE YOUR VINE OBSESSION WILL KILL US ALL
Friend: Ah yeah I sure hope it does
Me: AHH WATCH OUT DONT HIT THE WORKERS YOU’LL KILL US BOTH WTF LET ME DRIVE YOUR VINE OBSESSION WILL KILL US ALL
by LunaAstrid77 May 10, 2022
Officer: Excuse me ma'am, do you know how fast you were going back there?
Woman: No officer I don't.
Officer: And why is that?
Woman: I was giving my man some extreme road head and I couldn't see a thing.
Officer: Alrighty then, have a nice night.
Woman: No officer I don't.
Officer: And why is that?
Woman: I was giving my man some extreme road head and I couldn't see a thing.
Officer: Alrighty then, have a nice night.
by J-RodHotBod December 22, 2014
When a male cums inside his partner's ass. The partner then shits a combination of cum and shit resembling marshmallow and chocolate.
My girlfriend told me to stop fucking her in the ass because she had to shit; I told her to wait so we could complete the Radcliff Rocky Road.
by Dr. Bean-Bayog July 31, 2010
The most beautiful place where you can have hot, steamy anal all day long with London's youngest drag queen, Ludina, and his 36-year-old boyfriend, Rudina...
drag queen: hey wanna fuck where should we go
sodomite: 67 roxburgh road, hear they have some great strapons.. clementina will bring cookies
sodomite: 67 roxburgh road, hear they have some great strapons.. clementina will bring cookies
by domwithadick February 07, 2018
place. Former military college specialising in Engineering and Weapons System Management that has fallen on hard times and is now forced to survive by teaching liberal arts courses and adult upgrading. Beautiful grounds with plenty of flowers make it a delight for offspring of the idle rich.
No sports teams.
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No sports teams.
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by gnostic1 September 17, 2012
The act of a male ejactulating on a girls eyes while she is sleeping so when she wakes up her eyes are stuck and do not open
by funnyshitman June 24, 2009