noodge 

Someone who will not go anywhere fun, or do anything fun and, in general, rejects all fun things. He or she prefers to sit home.

Mom: Dad, lets go on a trip! Dad: No. Mom: You're being a noodge.

noodge by tiredofALWAYSmakingtheplans September 11, 2011

noodle 

many meanings:
1. u stupid mufuka!!
2. UR A FOOL
3. U IZ STUPID BOI/GURRL!
4. STOP BEING A LEANNEY NOODLE!

aiyyo stop it ur acting like a weak ass noodle

noodle by cornell haynes January 30, 2005

Pool noodle 

The process of cumming into a partner’s anus, chopping them in half across the middle, and blowing into the anus until the cum spurts out of the severed intestine.

I was on pcp and ended up giving her a pool noodle

Pool noodle by Gorb May 26, 2020

noodled 

a term for when a girl gets fingered.

dude, i totally noodled that girl last night!

noodled by nametag68 May 13, 2005

ramen noodles 

The instant noodles that have become a culinary buzzword in America. Overzealous college students throw around terms like "ramen noodles" and "quad" to show how they have adapted to campus life and made it their own. The noodles themselves are actually not very tasty, but college students across America eat them on a daily basis in order to feel more accepted, ala drugs, alcohol, and communism.

College Student 1: Hey, you up for some hacky sack?

College Student 2: Sure, let me finish up my ramen noodles first though.

ramen noodles by letsberealistic May 3, 2006

Ramen Noodles 

A term indicating a retardedly cheap yet cool thing

Dude that shirt from Good Will is so the Ramen Noodles!

Ramen Noodles by Pseudophun December 28, 2005

Ramen Noodles 

little thin strips of cardboard

Ramen noodles submerged in hot water for three minutes taste good!

Ramen Noodles by kwang June 6, 2003