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PIB = princess in bed. Mr. PIB is a name for a guy who's selfish in bed and only cares about his own sexual pleasure. He frequently instructs his partner what to do in order to maximize his pleasure. I'll bet you'd prefer the soda.
"DEEPER!"
"Okay, Mr. Pib. I'm practically choking here, but anything to get you off."
Mr. PIB by Mrs. Pib July 19, 2009
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A tranny who sucks horse cock, and gives billy goats rimjobs, because they look like a talking giant pussy.
That spin you did just reminded me of Mr.Gash faggot
Mr.Gash by Doggy Balls August 22, 2011
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Mr Cameron 

From putney high school, Mr Cameron is the Australian biology teacher all the Putney girls are head overs heels for. He is an average teacher but clearly above average somewhere else...his accent makes the girls swoon and his smile makes their legs buckle and skirts drop. Ngl bit of a melt but means well and tries his best at teaching a class of horny hormonal slutney high students. Pretty sure he’s married and has a daughter. Solid 8.
“Did you see Mr Cameron today, he’s a peng ting innit
“I failed my bio test just so that I could see him after class
“Yeah he’s fit, but he’s no Mr Cameron”
Mr Cameron by Iguessthisisiit March 27, 2019

Mr. Lesbian 

A prominent heterosexual male attracted to hot lesbian females. ie. 98% of the male population.
It's okay. Think of it as a loophole, I'm Mr. Lesbian so technically, you're still a lesbo.
Mr. Lesbian by Thai M. October 12, 2005

mr. gruber 

Noun. A man who seems to think that health is supposed to be a real class, who thinks he is the hottest shit in the world, and who thinks he is liked by people

Also... Verb. To be put into health class.
(to be grubered)
Mike: What do you have next period
Tim: I've got Mr. Gruber, damn it.
Mike: Hahahaha. You got Grubered
mr. gruber by Bingo Bango Champ October 4, 2010

Mr. Akai 

"My name is Mr. Akai" is a code used by KKK klansmen tell other klansmen that they are also part of the KKK. It is an acronym for A klansman am I. It is used in response to the statement, "I am looking for Mr. Ayak."
A klansman walks into a bar and yells out "I am looking for a Mr. Ayak."

A fellow klansman responds, "My name is Mr. Akai."

Since their "secret code" is now on urbandictionary, a group of negroes hears them say this and they continue to beat the shit out of and/or rape the couple.
Mr. Akai by bLiTcH January 9, 2008

mr. mike 

Michael O'Donoghue-

National Lampoon and SNL writer.
Was in first SNL skit, with Belushi in "Wolverines"
Wrote/directed "Mr. Mike's Mondo Video"
Did you dig Mr. Mike?

Fuckin'A, dude. He was a dark, evil, funny mofo.