Clutch Modelo

-May also be used without the O, pronounced "clutch mo-dell"-

1: A can or bottle of Modelo beer purchased to complement any other alcoholic beverage with the intent of the Modelo being your back-up in case you run out of alcohol.

2: A response to the action of someone being "clutch", or performing under pressure when being heavily relied upon.

"I bought this 6-pack of beer along with a clutch modelo."

person 1: "Yo I was able to get you a ticket to the sold-out Rusko show in the last minute"

person 2: "Clutch Mo-dell"

by Arnold Mazola March 3, 2011

dummy mode

That brainless state induced in a technology user (usually computer-related) when a more seasoned professional explains things far enough beyond their comprehension that they stop even trying. The minds of users in dummy mode will wander to other topics (i.e. "my bum hurts") and they will follow all but the most obviously counter-intuitive directions without question. Most won't even remember what they were directed to do when they come out of it (usually within half an hour).

Dummy mode can be intentionally induced by throwing together a lot of complex, multiple syllable terms and acronyms that vaguely relate to the situation at hand as a response to a question.

The secretary in accounting wouldn't give me her IP address, so I started talking about quantum interference on the cyclical redundancy checking protocols. Went straight into dummy mode.

by BottleLiving June 28, 2011

yeast mode

Noun

1. When a woman has a yeast infection with crowd dispersing aroma and pubic hair resembling the dreadlocks of Marshawn Lynch.

"After the game, we got through the crowd pretty quickly. It's a good thing my girlfriend was in yeast mode."

by billebllunt December 9, 2013

Retard mode

When one loses all sense of intelligence and acts like a straight incompetent fool

When Kaden watches Dr. Phil he has gone full blown retard mode

by John Machtolff October 14, 2017

Gaston Mode

the act of eating 50 eggs, then doing 100 pushups immediately after. vomiting disqualifies you.
based on Gaston from Disney's "Beauty and the Beast", who notably ate five dozen eggs.

Peter: "Ryan just went full Gaston Mode last night; the dude is ripped now."
Justin: "The madman! I couldn't get past 36 eggs without throwing up."

by marblecakealsothegame13 December 6, 2018

Certo Mode

When you find out you are about to get drug tested and you drink CERTO fruit pectin mixed in gatorade. If you time it correctly, your system will temporarily make your piss read clean on a urine test.

I applied for a job, but they require employees to pass a drug test. Looks like Ima have to initiate Certo Mode.

Friend 1: Idk what to do bro, my parents found a pack of joint papers in my car. I might be fucked.
Friend 2: They might drug test you. Wanna run to WalMart and get some gatorade? You might have to initiate Certo Mode.

by hiddenvalleyfaith February 27, 2019

Sicko mode

An action or state of being that implies rambunctiousness, or god like energy or intelligence

“Whoa, look Anthony’s gone sicko mode

by Milk chocolate swag March 15, 2019