A FUGLY former model with a face like a Ferrarri. Better looking than that fish-faced soon-to-be-ex husband of hers Donald Trump. Excrutiatingly overrated in looks.
If I had a choice between Melania Knauss and a dead chicken, I'd rather french kiss the dead chicken.
Also, those two will have the UGLIEST children!
Also, those two will have the UGLIEST children!
by fags-in-the-shower July 29, 2008
Get the melania knauss mug.A name for a girl who acts unhealthily self conscious when she actually thinks she is the best. She uses her so called "self consciousness" to make people pity her and be her friend. Melanie is a name that when used in a sentence, instantly makes people want to vomit and then swallow that vomit over and over until they choke to death. Yes, not ALL Melanies are bad...but there are some bad eggs out there in the world who match this description. If you or someone you love know someone hanging around with a Melanie, please intervene and help save their soul from the blood sucking demon that is a Melanie. You could save a life.
by Kewlkidzzzz May 2, 2017
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A Melanie is typically a lying bitch who delves into the culture of her boyfriends. Also forgets that she has friends when she is dating someone no matter how long she’s been dating said person
Hey, have you seen Melanie around?
No! Haven’t seen her for a few months
Hey, Isn’t that about the time she started dating that dude?
Hell yeah! Obviously!
No! Haven’t seen her for a few months
Hey, Isn’t that about the time she started dating that dude?
Hell yeah! Obviously!
by Cheaterboy101 July 27, 2018
Get the Melanie mug.look at the melons on that one i think im going to give her a dirty sanchez then give her cucumber melons
by marine21 May 14, 2003
Get the cucumber melons mug.A Japanese Manga (comic book) and Anime series that many white American children pretend to love in order to project their fake-japanese (Wapanese) image. An otaku (Japanese term for geek) in an anime series called Lucky Star was a huge fan of Haruhi Suzumiya, and so every Wapanese feels like they have to be, too.
It is actually one of the most boring, slow and inane series ever, and it is likely to put you to sleep.
It is actually one of the most boring, slow and inane series ever, and it is likely to put you to sleep.
Wapanese: "Did you see that? That was just like that part in The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya! Sugoi!"
Normal American: "Which part?"
Wapanese: "If you don't know, you're just a baka!"
Normal American: "You've never actually seen Haruhi, have you?"
Normal American: "Which part?"
Wapanese: "If you don't know, you're just a baka!"
Normal American: "You've never actually seen Haruhi, have you?"
by The Middle Road March 22, 2010
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That's the fourth guy she has fucked this week, must be a Melanie.
What a fat smelly 'Mel'ly slob, she should be ashamed to go out in public like that.
What a fat smelly 'Mel'ly slob, she should be ashamed to go out in public like that.
by JD Langs February 4, 2010
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