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up satan's left nostril

Used to describe something lost in an area usually frequented by the speaker after they have checked every possible location it could be.

Person 1: Hey, have you seen the tea I bought last week?

Person 2: No, where did you lose it?

Person 1: In my apartment. I've turned the place upside down and the only place it could at this point be would be up satan's left nostril.

by ScrunglyBingus February 27, 2023

left-handed can opener

When one gives a hand job with one's non-dominant hand.

I had the aisle seat across from a nun so I tried to be discreet while giving him a left-handed can opener.

by BillyCostigan January 24, 2021

Left-over car

That one car that teenagers drive that used to be their parents

I got my moms minivan, it’s the left-over car

by Sad Boi teen February 8, 2020

Left Handed Dirty Bandage

When your partner wraps her used pad around your dick and gives you a handjob.

"She gave me the ol' left handed dirty bandage last night, the blood makes for good lube!"

by LeftHandedDirtyBandage June 11, 2022

Tony Hawk, The Knuckles Zeroing in on spartan locksmiths (left shank accidents)...

What I call homo-sapiens addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Tony Hawk, The Knuckles Zeroing in on spartan locksmiths (left shank accidents)...

by Abreathofaversaillian January 23, 2025

Get in the left lane

If someone asks you to get in the left lane they want to engage in sexual intercourse with you

You should ask that really hot guy if he wants to “get in the left lane”

by loopssjahiiol August 21, 2023