by idiot face 69 June 5, 2020
Get the Distance Learning mug.A Virtual Leap Cruncher (VLC) is a metaphysical experience whose purpose is to disrupt the focus and concentration of a remote individual by another person with specific training and sufficient experience to deliver the disruptive force through a leap of the mind which is capable of transcending the barriers of space and time. A VCL is not intended to inflict physical or mental harm but rather is designed to disorient the recipient via an unexpected metaphysical encounter (the crunch) elevating the recipient to a new plane of awareness. The new insights gained by the recipient may last for minutes, days, months, years, decades or a lifetime.
1. Dave delivered a virtual leap cruncher that confused Gary for two hours.
2. I was hesitant to deliver a virtual leap cruncher.
2. I was hesitant to deliver a virtual leap cruncher.
by Gary Schroeder November 23, 2020
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A Leap Cruncher delivered with additional metaphysical intensity causing the recipient to drop whatever he or she is holding or carrying with such force that it resembles a small earthquake. The first Eureka Leap Cruncher, or as it became known, the “Earthquake Leap Cruncher”, is named for the city of Eureka, CA where it was delivered with the equivalent of an earthquake measuring 10.0 on the Richter Scale.
The Eureka Leap Cruncher caught Gary off guard and caused him to drop his armload of important documents.
by Gary Schroeder December 3, 2020
Get the eureka leap cruncher mug.When someone never leaves things that are already well. Taylor swift use of this expression on her single "ME!". She says: "I never leave well enough alone" she means that she always wanna improve things that are already well.
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Get the Bay Leaf mug.kids learning tube: im your brain part of the central nervous system your craniums my home and if you wanna learn then listen
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Get the kids learning tube mug.Something you hope that you will never hear in JROTC or in the Military.
Military term to start doing push-ups
Military term to start doing push-ups
1st SGT Williams: "Private Smith! Front-leaning rest position, MOVE!"
Private Smith: "Aww man. Time to get these damn push-ups"
Private Smith: "Aww man. Time to get these damn push-ups"
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