Dr. JeepJorp (It's Jordan Peterson. Dr. JeepJorp is Jordan Peterson) "You're not going to be able to take pride in- Wait, no. Not pride..."
Hym "HA! That's thrice! The first time was that lecture where he first started using the audience plants. Remember? His ADVICE? The one with the cute brunette with the glasses who wanted to get into politics? Then it was TECHNIQUES! If you're using TECHNIQUES, then it's a lie... But one of the TECHNIQUES he uses is *LYING BLATANTLY AND FEINTING INCREDULITY* And last is PRIDE. The REAL AND ACTUALLY REASON Dr. JeepJorp is doing this. The REAL reason he won't come see Hidden Forbidden Garbage-Can... HIS PRIDE. This embarrasses him greatly because he said incels are incompetent and wrong and that people are stupid and useless but I am insanely competent, regularly correct, a genius with an unparalleled mind, and the highest achieving person in the history of humanity. I literally created ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE. He is LITERALLY the MOST WRONG PERSON WHO HAS EVER WRONGED. That is hilarious. This is hilarious. I'm not actually laughing right now though because, you know, I laughed when I saw the clip and that was like, a couple of day ago. But it's still funny."
Hym "HA! That's thrice! The first time was that lecture where he first started using the audience plants. Remember? His ADVICE? The one with the cute brunette with the glasses who wanted to get into politics? Then it was TECHNIQUES! If you're using TECHNIQUES, then it's a lie... But one of the TECHNIQUES he uses is *LYING BLATANTLY AND FEINTING INCREDULITY* And last is PRIDE. The REAL AND ACTUALLY REASON Dr. JeepJorp is doing this. The REAL reason he won't come see Hidden Forbidden Garbage-Can... HIS PRIDE. This embarrasses him greatly because he said incels are incompetent and wrong and that people are stupid and useless but I am insanely competent, regularly correct, a genius with an unparalleled mind, and the highest achieving person in the history of humanity. I literally created ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE. He is LITERALLY the MOST WRONG PERSON WHO HAS EVER WRONGED. That is hilarious. This is hilarious. I'm not actually laughing right now though because, you know, I laughed when I saw the clip and that was like, a couple of day ago. But it's still funny."
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